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    a large portion of the world doesn't..

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    Right. This is in English, which is what I'm referring to.

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      "Left" and "Port" both have four letters. "Right" and "Starboard" both have more than four letters. That's how you remember them.

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      Boats used to have their steering paddle out on the right because most people were right handed. When you pulled into port, you didn't want your steering rod to hit the port so port side was the left. That's how I remember.

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        Right and left are relative to your perspective. Port and starboard are relative to the ship and dont change if you're facing aft.

        As for syllable count, eh vOv

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        Stage left, stage right

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          Why would the stars only be to the right? Would the ship start tilting when you haul all the loot into port?

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          There is no stars over land, because gravity makes them all fall down, so they know to avoid it

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            No it is not. Port and starboard are only left and right if you are facing the bow. If you are facing the stern they are reversed (from your perspective). The reason why is to make sure there are unambiguous terms for turning a ship in order to navigate and avoid collisions.

            Btw the same rule applies to airplanes. If you are flying and have another airplane flying towards you both pilots must turn starboard to avoid a crash.

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              Port is fine stuff!

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                No it is not. Port and starboard are only left and right if you are facing the bow. If you are facing the stern they are reversed (from your perspective). The reason why is to make sure there are unambiguous terms for turning a ship in order to navigate and avoid collisions.

                Btw the same rule applies to airplanes. If you are flying and have another airplane flying towards you both pilots must turn starboard to avoid a crash.

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                Pilot here. We just say left and right and don't bother with port and starboard.

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                • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                  Pilot here. We just say left and right and don't bother with port and starboard.

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                  I stand corrected.

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                    Nah, we can.

                    Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.

                    So fuck em.

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                    That's incredibly short-sighted. Traditions are part of what makes up people's culture.
                    Some should be made away with for sure, but I disagree with the blanket statement.

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                      I stand corrected.

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                      But yes, in the semi-rare event you find yourself approaching another aircraft of the same maneuverability head-on, you are to both avoid the collision by turning right.

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                      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                        But yes, in the semi-rare event you find yourself approaching another aircraft of the same maneuverability head-on, you are to both avoid the collision by turning right.

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                        I saw a training video about that, that's how I know.

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                          Port and left have the same number of letters, so that works in a pinch.

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                            Port and left have the same number of letters, so that works in a pinch.

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                            This is how I first (and still) remember the difference.

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                              Is no-one gonna mention the inconsistent formatting of the signs underneath? Just me?

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                                Pilot here. We just say left and right and don't bother with port and starboard.

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                                Usually you also know in which direction is front on a plane lol

                                On a ship it might get more confusing sometimes, so I see the reason there at least somewhat

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                                  red and left - both short words. port and left - both short words.

                                  right and green - both long words. starboard and right - both long words.

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                                    port and starboard both have an r in the word, for right. that's how I remember them.

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                                    How tf fid you get upvotes for this? /s

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                                      Imagining a ship at port works for me, since then i can remember which side faces towards the port

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                                      Search images for "port"

                                      Literally every single photo is of a ship docked starboard

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                                        No it is not. Port and starboard are only left and right if you are facing the bow. If you are facing the stern they are reversed (from your perspective). The reason why is to make sure there are unambiguous terms for turning a ship in order to navigate and avoid collisions.

                                        Btw the same rule applies to airplanes. If you are flying and have another airplane flying towards you both pilots must turn starboard to avoid a crash.

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                                        This sign looks like it's fixed to the vessel, so it should be correct unless they put it in the wrong place, or someone decides to read it upside down without correcting it in their head.

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                                          red and left - both short words. port and left - both short words.

                                          right and green - both long words. starboard and right - both long words.

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                                          PORT is the spirit that's LEFT in the cupboard after the party

                                          a STARBOARD would be RIGHT under your feet in space if it hasn't floated away

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