Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget
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"I'm scared," says Ralph.
But I am an author, and take control of this story. Ralph does not understand fear. His existence was short, his history nonexistent, his understanding of the world and his place within it unreal, characterized by the agony of going from non-being, to screaming awareness all in an instant.
The author has returned Ralph to the imaginary realm from which he sprang, freeing him, and any unwitting victims who witnessed his short, confusing reality.
Truly, the only monster here was the first narrator, a casual god who created Ralph only to serve as an instrument of suffering.
A lovely fate for our friend
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I will never forget you Ralph.
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If I constantly start and stop thinking about Ralph, is the end result some kind of existential waterboarding?
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Don't worry, Ralph. It won't hurt. You won't even register it happening.
Like the passengers of the Titan Sub
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Ralph, you privileged piece of shit. You don't know what fear is.
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Ralph is a character, not a person. He never existed in the first place.
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
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If I constantly start and stop thinking about Ralph, is the end result some kind of existential waterboarding?
Every Ralph you think about after you stop thinking about the previous Ralph is a new Ralph, completely independent from the previous Ralph event.
Is it genocide if you are also creating the Ralphs that you kill?
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Every Ralph you think about after you stop thinking about the previous Ralph is a new Ralph, completely independent from the previous Ralph event.
Is it genocide if you are also creating the Ralphs that you kill?
No, that's called being God
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It's OK Ralph, you've been reposted so often that you have a long life ahead of you
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Yes but Ralph can always exist again by reposting this meme.
Ralph can exist longer than me, in theory, he is immortal.
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In this reality I imagine ralph to be omnipotent, he moved to a different reality, problem solved.
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Sorry, Ralph. Nothing personal, kiddo.
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what if im someone's ralph and my existence ceases the moment they stop think abo
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I gave Ralph a shitload of angeldust.
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Bye Ralph
Thank you for the closure.
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Don't worry folks. I have looked this stick figure in the eye with an apologetic half smile.
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We all are Ralph, we all are... (Slaps knees) Aaanyway, just got to get on with life (stands up and walks off stage left)
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Bye, Ralph!
