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  • J [email protected]

    Paris, Texas maybe.

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    Paris casino Las Vegas.

    Are Vegas streets still littered with escort newsprint, or has that all gone digital?

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      I once enjoyed a delicious Colombian meal at a street table in Seven Sisters, north London. Shortly after the food arrived two men got into an altercation on the street, both acting like complete arseholes. One of them then disappeared off for 5 minutes and returned with a claw hammer he’d bought from a nearby hardware shop. He attacked the man half-arsedly with the claw hammer for a while then wandered off, but not far. Then the police turned up, and did a terrible job of working out who hammer man was.
      It was very entertaining, and the man who was being attacked with the hammer was not really injured. Dinner and a show 🤌

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      I was once waiting for a bus around there. I had my headphones on full blast and was just enjoying the sunny day. Random bus drivers would stop, break out a sweat and frantically try to wave me to come on to the bus, but I waved them on because they weren't my bus.

      Finally I got hungry and as I turned to grab my duffel bag, I saw two guys surrounded by a group of men, going at each other with a knife, one of them thrusting up to his face and the other holding his hand down. Police swarmed about a minute later. I got on the fucking next bus.

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        Toxic how?

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        the fumes

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          That instance community is so fucking toxic it almost convinced me to leave Lemmy when I first joined

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          maybe you just didn't have your expectations met.

          does this help?

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            yeah but paris ain't got that freedommmmm! murica!

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            • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              maybe you just didn't have your expectations met.

              does this help?

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                I don't get it.

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                  The Paris of the Plains!

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                    The French don't put their traffic lights on the wrong side of the intersection

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                    Yes they do. They even admit it’s a terrible design because they have to add a second smaller slightly-turned light so you can actually see the light when you’re stopped at it.

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                      Can confirm, I used to live in Dublin for ages. It's a kip.

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                      I…don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing lol

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                        I…don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing lol

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                        https://www.dublinlive.ie/news/editors-picks/surprising-origin-quintessentially-dublin-slang-18604670

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                          I think they're actually banning smoking in a lot of Paris soon.

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                          So Paris will look like this, but more on fire.

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                            Build trains and there would naturally be less cars yeah. But hating on cars as a blanket statement is stupid lol

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                            But hating on cars as a blanket statement is stupid lol

                            Well, I see you haven't spent a single minute browsing that community.

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                              But hating on cars as a blanket statement is stupid lol

                              Well, I see you haven't spent a single minute browsing that community.

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                              I bet half of that community doesn't even know how to drive a car

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                                I once enjoyed a delicious Colombian meal at a street table in Seven Sisters, north London. Shortly after the food arrived two men got into an altercation on the street, both acting like complete arseholes. One of them then disappeared off for 5 minutes and returned with a claw hammer he’d bought from a nearby hardware shop. He attacked the man half-arsedly with the claw hammer for a while then wandered off, but not far. Then the police turned up, and did a terrible job of working out who hammer man was.
                                It was very entertaining, and the man who was being attacked with the hammer was not really injured. Dinner and a show 🤌

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                                So weird to think of hanging on to your rage through the process of selecting a hammer and purchasing it. I think when I pulled out my credit card I'd be like "this is stupid - I should be buying a crowbar".

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                                  Paris, Tx maybe?

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                                    You can ride the Paris Metro in Paris, TX:

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                                    Of course there are medical service ads on the Paris [Texas] Metro 💀

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                                    • zagorath@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                                      But it's the instance you're still on?

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                                      It's an acquired taste and not one you have a craving for all the time.

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                                        I'm in Valencienne right now, small city in north of France, just got here for a project, and boy people are on fire. Had no clue about the game before today, but I feel this was the best day to arrive in France haha. I watched the game from my Hotel, but I went out when the fireworks started. It's almost midnight and the streets are full of people.

                                        Funny thing is my partner is literally from Paris (but we live in Montréal) and even her didn't really know about the game... I guess we're not sport people lol.

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                                          This is a fantastic conbination of boomer hoomer and kawaii(?) art.

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