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Um, the other one.

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    Two men can look at each other.

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      Does anyone have that video of the little girl sticking her finger inside a hole made by her other hand’s index and thumb?

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        Two men can look at each other.

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        Penetratingly, as well.

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          They are turning the frogs gaze

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          Not the freakin frogs

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            The moment when your wife deliver a better dad joke than yourself.

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              Penetratingly, as well.

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              Use sunglasses for protection.

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                “What’s penetrating gaze?”

                “Not much, what’s penetrating you?”

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                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f15shbsOT8Y

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                    Reminded me when I first heard Smashing Pumpkins - Everlasting Gaze

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                    I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

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                      The moment when your wife deliver a better dad joke than yourself.

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                      Than you**

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                        I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

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                        If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

                        Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

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                          If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

                          Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

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                          Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

                          Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

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                            During sex Ed in school this question came up. I will never forget the answer.

                            "There are many ways for people to love each other"

                            My teacher just said it and didn't skip a beat. She just went on with the lesson. Thanks Ms.Callister.

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                              Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

                              Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

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                              Yes, I've heard it is very problematic to live with a worn one.

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