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    pulling into service station with a flat tire

    "Got a flat?"

    "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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      "It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

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      I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

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        The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again

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          Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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            That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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              Is it metric years or imperial years?

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                milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

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                  Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

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                  #12

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                    > Be me
                    > At work
                    > Test appears to be finished based on logs
                    > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
                    > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
                    > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
                    > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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                      Story points.

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                        The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

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                          > Be me
                          > At work
                          > Test appears to be finished based on logs
                          > Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
                          > Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
                          > "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
                          > "No, i just thought it would be fun."

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                          fun is important

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            pulling into service station with a flat tire

                            "Got a flat?"

                            "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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                            Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres

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                              That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

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                              Isn't that what a minute is for?

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                                pulling into service station with a flat tire

                                "Got a flat?"

                                "No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

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                                "Got a flat?"

                                • "Yeah, I live around downtown"
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                                  fun is important

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                                  Yes but it was sarcasm. lol

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                                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

                                    (Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

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                                      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

                                      (Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

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                                      the counting of birthdays specifically was what was interesting to me but I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

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                                        I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

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                                        Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret

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                                          Yes but it was sarcasm. lol

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                                          Sarcasm is fun too!

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