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  • tedde@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Raw spite. If you're upset enough to build a whole LinkedIn profile, you've already mentally moved on to the next company.

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    With me too, my employer has to start worrying once I put my current position into my linkedin profile.

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      Wait until you see what they do to avoid learning SQL or Regex or JSON Pointer or XPath.

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      Ugh, i've had to write some Selenium tests where I had to come up with weird ass Xpaths because not a single fucking element had an ID and over half would spawn something in a different div

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        I agree with your final take, but why would you want to take frontend tickets if you can also do backend work?

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        change of pace, mostly. I also like the challenge. when I'm not challenged at work I lose interest easily and can spiral into not doing my job. so it's nice to break up a long running project with some new bugs or tasks that are unrelated.

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          You misspelled nesting tables

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          My man right here. Y'all ever want to code some HTML emails? Nested tables as far as the eye can see!

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            Obligatory https://justfuckingusehtml.com/

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            I'm totally going to bookmark this & also I'm going to insert this as well.<br>
            https://www.htmlhobbyist.com/

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              I had to resize my browser window in order to read that how dare you not simply read my mind and select my preferred column width instead

              99% of users, probably

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              #46

              You don't just zoom?

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                I agree with your final take, but why would you want to take frontend tickets if you can also do backend work?

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                #47

                Why not? Both needs skills to accomplish very well.

                I'm not a frontend guy, but I like to mess with frontend stuff once in a while!

                Flex is so fun!

                Managing css masterfully is a skill in itself!

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                • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                  You don't just zoom?

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                  Not on desktop

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                    Wait until you see what they do to avoid learning SQL or Regex or JSON Pointer or XPath.

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                    #49

                    Wait until you see when they refuse to learn anything but SQL.

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                      Not on desktop

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                      You can't just hold control and scroll the mouse wheel?

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                      • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

                        You can't just hold control and scroll the mouse wheel?

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                        I don't like reading big text. I'd rather have small text in a smaller area

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                          Wait until you see when they refuse to learn anything but SQL.

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                          Not something I've encountered.

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                          • sevon@lemmy.kde.socialS [email protected]

                            You can wrap everything in unsafe and keep living dangerously!

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                            #53

                            Tsoding has created a few rules for writing Rust to make Rust "fun" to program in, and gave them the name of Crust.

                            Here is the rule set (it may change over time):

                            1. Every function is unsafe.
                            2. No references, only pointers.
                            3. No cargo, build with rustc directly.
                            4. No std, but libc is allowed.
                            5. Only Edition 2021.
                            6. All user structs and enums #[derive(Clone, Copy)].
                            7. Everything is pub by default.

                            If you ever want to try this out for some ungodly reason, there's a GitHub repository with an example Main that shows how to use libc and other libraries (in the example, it's raylib), and with a Makefile showing how to compile your projects (remember we aren't using cargo).

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                              Tsoding has created a few rules for writing Rust to make Rust "fun" to program in, and gave them the name of Crust.

                              Here is the rule set (it may change over time):

                              1. Every function is unsafe.
                              2. No references, only pointers.
                              3. No cargo, build with rustc directly.
                              4. No std, but libc is allowed.
                              5. Only Edition 2021.
                              6. All user structs and enums #[derive(Clone, Copy)].
                              7. Everything is pub by default.

                              If you ever want to try this out for some ungodly reason, there's a GitHub repository with an example Main that shows how to use libc and other libraries (in the example, it's raylib), and with a Makefile showing how to compile your projects (remember we aren't using cargo).

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                              Oh boy, now I can stop missing C++

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                                Wait until you see what they do to avoid learning SQL or Regex or JSON Pointer or XPath.

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                                TBF to regex, it's completely unreadable. I love the magic that can be done with it, but by God, it needs syntax highlighting. Something may do this, but I've never seen anything that does.

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                                  TBF to regex, it's completely unreadable. I love the magic that can be done with it, but by God, it needs syntax highlighting. Something may do this, but I've never seen anything that does.

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                                  You get used to it sooner than you'd think. There are libraries to convert between regex and English. Maybe it deserves a Unicode code block like APL?

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