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  • B [email protected]

    Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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    This is why you have the mouse grafted to the employee's hand for optimal efficiency

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      the startup i worked for got bought by a mega corp. They taught us devs how to use some intranet forms to order things we needed like keyboards and mice. These items would get approved or rejected by the engineering manager and it was pretty straightforward.

      I put a request into the system for one of these (well one very similar, the Scorpion) thinking my boss would see the $50k request and jokingly refuse it.

      What i did not know was that any request over a certain dollar amount triggered a review, by sending the request to my bosses boss. And over ANOTHER amount it did it again. I got a talking to but it was worth it to imagine the face on some VP seeing a dev try to order a $50k chair

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      I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

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      • T [email protected]

        You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?

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        I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse

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        • T [email protected]

          You would probably want a wired mouse for this one... maybe it could work like a bungee?

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          Or a trackball mouse that's secured in place.

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          • B [email protected]

            Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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            trackball mouse solves this probelm, been using one for years and it's a game changer for weird setups like this lol

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              Plenty of places to hang a catheter

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              they make these things called condom catheters

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              • T [email protected]

                I bet they were laughing too before pretending to be mad

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                yeah, i bet they were trying to think of ways to reject it for op but approve it for themselves

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                • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                  How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                  none of these there's not enough crying

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                  • B [email protected]

                    Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                    "Exquisite use of an interrobang, good sir. I doff my fedora to thee."

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                      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                        all fun and games until thr back of the monitor falls off

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                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                          they make these things called condom catheters

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                          I wish I didn't know what words are.

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                            I wish I didn't know what words are.

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                            it's not a sounding tool, it's a "i have significant trouble getting or staying up, or significant trouble with urinary continence, or both: and have a penis, and do not want to use a traditional catheter" tool. dad used them when he was dying and losing control of (all of) his muscles so he wouldn't wet the bed at night at 65. it's basically a condom that, instead of having a little bubble for semen at the end, it has a non-inserted catheter, so you can urinate into it. they make at-home catheter management a lot easier, as foleys only safely last a month to my knowledge.

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