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And if so, one or both?

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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

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    That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

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    • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

      And if one? How does one decide which?

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      Wait you guys have more than 1?

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      • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

        You putting icecream in there?!?!

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        Cold hard f**k

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          I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

          In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

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          That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you're half magic mushroom, half human.

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            You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

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            Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.

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              I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

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              What is the rest of the recipe?

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              • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                You putting icecream in there?!?!

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                Yeah, it has nuts.

                I thought this was the topic of discission :).

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                • A [email protected]

                  Wait you guys have more than 1?

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                  Found the one ball wonder right here

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                    Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.

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                    • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                      it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

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                      Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

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                      • randomstickman@fedia.ioR [email protected]

                        Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?

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                        Wax the ball

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                          Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

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                          You'd think, but it's really hard to balance with so many balls.

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                          • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                            Well, it's an average number.

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                            Holy shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.

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                            • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]

                              And if one? How does one decide which?

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                              Free cockring.

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                              • A [email protected]

                                Wait you guys have more than 1?

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                                You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?

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                                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  You'd think, but it's really hard to balance with so many balls.

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                                  Even with your legs so far apart?

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