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Oranges? In this economy?

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  • C [email protected]

    Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

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    Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

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    • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

      Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

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      I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

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        I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

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        That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

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        • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

          Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

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          Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

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          • H [email protected]

            Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

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            Pomelo cannon or bust

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              That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?

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              Whatever you do, avoid instructables

              Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

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              • J [email protected]

                A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.

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                Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?

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                  Oh no, he's evolving

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                  • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more

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                    We've found them... the person from the math problems!

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                    • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

                      Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

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                      Most old men have them. Just ask one.

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                        Whatever you do, avoid instructables

                        Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

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                        Neat, thanks!

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                          When grows up wants to be?

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                          • album@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                            Might be the best use of AI I've seen

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                            Photoshop I believe

                            Source: TrueWagner

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                            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                              Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?

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                              That's why they take children for the job. "The children yearn for the hearts" as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.

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                                When grows up wants to be?

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                                Orange-shooting Man!

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                                  I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

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                                    Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

                                    bro what?

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                                      Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

                                      bro what?

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                                      Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use

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                                        Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use

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                                        yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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                                          yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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                                          Adults are all total creeps

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