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    Childish shit only women can get away with.

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    Sounds like you've been dating the wrong people.

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      I've had girlfriends steal my plushies. Now they stay in a locked cabinet (the plushies) until I know who I can trust.

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      Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.

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        Read 'both my wife and my stuffed teddies' without the 's and got very concerned

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        Lol same. It was an emotional roller coaster. I felt sad and then confused until I reread it.

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          Both my wife's and my stuffed teddies have now been retired. They now sit, cuddled together, overlooking the bedroom. On a shelf, in pride of place. Their tour of service done, but not forgotten.

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          overlooking the bedroom

          Front row seats then

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          • M [email protected]

            Childish shit only women can get away with.

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            Charmander says "boooooooh!"

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              Thanks for clarifying that it's your plushies that you keep locked up. Otherwise, I would have a lot more questions.

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              The girlfriends are in the other one

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                I seldom get emotional when watching the news, but when I see a child hugging a stuffed animal in a warzone, or when you see a dirty stuffed animal in on the ground after an attack, that really stings.

                Stuffed animals are symbols of innocence, love and security.

                I am a 37 year old man, I have my childhood stuffed animals on a chest of drawers next to my bed, and my stuffed toad I got from my mom and have had my entire life is in the top 5 items I would try to save from a fire.

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                We have a moose that goes on trips with us. I recently made a tiny 3D printed version that we call his "drones". They go on the bike rides, hikes, etc.

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                  Wait - - the ones my wife has? Ah, silly me, I am not dating.

                  But I'd also not hide my transformers or gaming stuff.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Everyone I date has so many more stuffed animals than I do. I get stuffy envy. 🥺

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                    Never too late to build your collection, however big or small.
                    My SO got one of those chonky seal plushy about 4 years ago, and they almost never goes away without it now. When I see them leave with their big hiking backpack, the seal plushy squished on the side of it with one of the bag's straps and buckles, I just feel love inside.

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                    • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                      The girlfriends are in the other one

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                      honestly I was scared I was going to be locked up by the last one.

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                      • M [email protected]

                        Childish shit only women can get away with.

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                        That sounds like serious insecurity.

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                          I seldom get emotional when watching the news, but when I see a child hugging a stuffed animal in a warzone, or when you see a dirty stuffed animal in on the ground after an attack, that really stings.

                          Stuffed animals are symbols of innocence, love and security.

                          I am a 37 year old man, I have my childhood stuffed animals on a chest of drawers next to my bed, and my stuffed toad I got from my mom and have had my entire life is in the top 5 items I would try to save from a fire.

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                            62 year old guy.

                            I was given a bear when I was born. His name is Growl. I have never once been ashamed of him or hidden him away.

                            Much more recently (last 10 or 15 years) I was gifted a Build-a-bear Chewbacca. I will never hide him away either.

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                              I seldom get emotional when watching the news, but when I see a child hugging a stuffed animal in a warzone, or when you see a dirty stuffed animal in on the ground after an attack, that really stings.

                              Stuffed animals are symbols of innocence, love and security.

                              I am a 37 year old man, I have my childhood stuffed animals on a chest of drawers next to my bed, and my stuffed toad I got from my mom and have had my entire life is in the top 5 items I would try to save from a fire.

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                              I also have a stuffed beanbag frog/toad called "Fleagle" from when I was a toddler and I keep it in my nightstand. It's the only thing I still have from back then and I feel that same way.

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                                Childish shit only women can get away with.

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                                Date better people.

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                                  Naw, cute!

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                                  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.deJ [email protected]

                                    Had a giant stuffed ladybug nearly all my life. Somehow abandoned it and just recently, after a few years, discovered that I now need a pillow to hug at night. Miss you, giant ladybug 😞

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                                    IKEA has giant ladybug pillows!

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                                      my blahaj is called bloop and he is soft and he loves hugs ❤️

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        Childish shit only women can get away with.

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                                        I have plushes. Gf doesn't mind them. She likes to cuddle with them too. I'm not that attached to them, but they sure are soft and comfy.

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                                        • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

                                          The girlfriends are in the other one

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                                          Calm down Simon

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