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Hard times call for hard decisions.

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    Don't call it a blow dryer if it's not supposed to blow me. 🤷‍♂️

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      This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.

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        Not Safe For WHAT? Don't let me hangin.

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          I mean, look at it. It’s clearly butt-shaped. Some people are just stupid.

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            Look man, it's wet and there's no paper towels, so...

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              Not Safe For WHAT? Don't let me hangin.

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              Hands. It’s just to the right and kinda defeats the purpose if you ask me. Especially with the other good option removed as well.

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                Be the reason they had to put up a sign.

                Maybe not in this case, though.

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                  Ever heard the phrase; "Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn't put your dick."

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                    Ever heard the phrase; "Never put your hands somewhere you wouldn't put your dick."

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                    "regulations are written on blood"

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                      But what if you’re uncircumcised?

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                        This is without green circle, and zoomed in angle.

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                        What am I suppose to look at on this photo ?!? /s

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                          Not Safe For WHAT? Don't let me hangin.

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                          National Secessionist Forces

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                            Look man, it's wet and there's no paper towels, so...

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                            Right?!? I mean, do they expect you not to wash your dick (wtf, that's disgusting), or put a recently washed wet dick in your pants? (super uncomfortable)

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                              National Secessionist Forces

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                              It's more a nude sausage fryer.

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                                Nah, nobody should put their cock and balls anywhere near those bacteria flingers.

                                If I see one of those, I'm drying my hands on my damn pants.

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                                  Some rules are written in blood. This one was written in something else.

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                                    Nut Spraying Forbidden

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                                      But what if you’re uncircumcised?

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                                        Every sign has a history...

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                                          Better version

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