I love clubbing!

[ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone]

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[ummthatguy@lemmy.world]

There's a lot going for this particular club (liking the inclusion of sprouts). However, I believe we can all agree that the bread used has reached "Captain Crunch" levels of palate damage.

[late_night@sopuli.xyz]

I feel like it would have been funnier with just "I love clubbing"

[bulwark@lemmy.world]

A club is alright, but have you ever had a Monte Cristo?

[naiboftabr@infosec.pub]

battered & deep fried

[satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world]

Less is.

[itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I, for one, staunchly oppose clubbing

[scmstr@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Bambibitch Cumberditch

[peppycito@sh.itjust.works]

Slaughta you oughta

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Who folds turkey like that?

[ihavecrabs111@lemmy.world]

Why a psychopath of course

[rebekahwsd@lemmy.world]

Now I want a club sandwich for lunch but don't have the fixings at all!

[yoddel_hickory@lemmy.ca]

Did someone use AI to generate this? Instead of simply finding a sandwich picture and adding text on top?

[leeks@lemmy.world]

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it!

• Mitch Hedberg

This sandwich is not part of the club.

[jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works]

[lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com]

Did someone use AI to generate you?

[lemminary@lemmy.world]

Worf! Worf, worf!

[yoddel_hickory@lemmy.ca]

Nah just the classic booze and no contraception combo

[flickerby@lemm.ee]

Favorite sandwich is a BBBBBBBBBlt

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Obligatory Mitch. Thanks.