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  • communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyzC [email protected]

    I'm stupid and read the clock wrong and didn't check even a little.

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    You'll fit in here just fine!

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      Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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      Ah yes its nearly 8:03 o’clock

      Or nearly 56 minutes to 11:08

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      • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

        Okay, here's the challenge: Make it always tell the correct time 8:30 should point to the 8 with the little hand and the 6 with the big hand. And 8:35 shoudl point to the 7 with the big hand.

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        Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course

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          Was thinking the same thing. This has to be possible, within reason of course

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          I could get it done with a couple stepper motors, an Arduino, probably a couple hall effect sensors.

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            Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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            Thanks, i hate it 🙂

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            • electrictrombone@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

              I'm a C programmer. My first time writing Javascript and ran into some sort of bug involving a === sign or something. Javascript is a silly language.

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              console.log("10"+1); // "101"
              console.log("10"-1); // 9
              
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              • callyral@pawb.socialC [email protected]

                Portuguese

                cinco, dez, dois, doze, nove, oito, onze, quatro, seis, sete, três, um

                5 10 2 12 9 8 11 4 6 7 3 1

                cinco, dez, dois, doze, meia, nove, oito, onze, quatro, sete, três, um

                5 10 2 12 6 9 8 11 4 7 3 1

                (six can be "seis" or "meia")

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                Mine is Spanish

                Cinco (5), cuatro (4), diez (10), doce (12), dos (2), nueve (9),, ocho (8), once (11), seis (6), siete (7), tres (3), una (1)

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                  console.log("10"+1); // "101"
                  console.log("10"-1); // 9
                  
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                  The epitomy of irony is a JavaScript developer insisting that some other language is "a fractal of bad design" without immediately acknowledging that JS is weird as hell.

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                  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                    I could get it done with a couple stepper motors, an Arduino, probably a couple hall effect sensors.

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                    In that case, I am officially challenging you. But if you do end up doing it. My instance is shutting down on Monday, so you won't be able to tag me 😞

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                      In that case, I am officially challenging you. But if you do end up doing it. My instance is shutting down on Monday, so you won't be able to tag me 😞

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                      #60

                      Make an account elsewhere and comment on this post.

                      Challenge accepted.

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                        Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                        5 4 10 2 12 9 6 7 8 11 3 1

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                          The epitomy of irony is a JavaScript developer insisting that some other language is "a fractal of bad design" without immediately acknowledging that JS is weird as hell.

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                          I like Lua's design. Separate addition (x+y) and concatenation (x..y) operators ftw!

                          Edit: and just, like, everything else about Lua too

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                            Transliterating from Mandarin Chinese and using English dictionary order

                            Ba Er Jiu Liu Qi San Si Shi ShiEr ShiYi Wu Yi

                            8 2 9 6 3 4 7 10 12 11 5 1
                            八 二 九 六 三 四 七 十 十二 十一 五 一

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                            Thanks, I've added it to the analysis: https://lemmy.ml/post/32382201/19537907

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                            • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                              Which language provides the most random alphabetically sorted sequence?

                              Data
                              |  N | Eng | Dut | Ger | Tur | Chi | Lex |
                              |----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----+-----|
                              |  1 |   8 |   8 |   8 |   6 |   8 |   1 |
                              |  2 |  11 |   3 |   3 |   5 |   2 |  10 |
                              |  3 |   5 |   1 |   1 |   1 |   9 |  11 |
                              |  4 |   4 |  11 |  11 |   9 |   6 |  12 |
                              |  5 |   9 |   9 |   5 |   4 |   3 |   2 |
                              |  6 |   1 |  10 |   9 |   2 |   4 |   3 |
                              |  7 |   7 |  12 |   6 |  10 |   7 |   4 |
                              |  8 |   6 |   2 |   7 |  11 |  10 |   5 |
                              |  9 |  10 |   4 |   4 |  12 |  12 |   6 |
                              | 10 |   3 |   5 |  10 |   8 |  11 |   7 |
                              | 11 |  12 |   6 |   2 |   3 |   5 |   8 |
                              | 12 |   2 |   7 |  12 |   7 |   1 |   9 |
                              

                              Sourced from comments in thread (English from image, Dutch from [email protected], German from [email protected] , Turkish from some rando, Chinese from [email protected], Lexicographical from [email protected])

                              Plot with Correlation Scores

                              We will compute the pearson correlation (r-statistic) score by comparing the base number (column 1) with the corresponding language column. We will also compute the Serial correlation, by creating staggered columns that measure how close a number is in a sequence to the one before it.

                              ::: spoiler Staggered Table

                              cat alphabetic.tab \
                                  | awk '{print $0"\t"prE"\t"prD"\t"prG"\t"prT"\t"prC"\t"prL;prE=$2;prD=$3;prG=$4;prT=$5;prC=$6;prL=$7}' \
                                  | tee alphabetic.tab.stagger
                              

                              :::

                              ::: spoiler Plot Code

                              gnuplot -p -e '
                                set xlabel "Base Sequence";
                                set ylabel "Alphabetic";
                                set xtics 1,1,12;
                                set ytics 1,1,12;
                                set title "Alphabetic Number Plot with Correlation Score";
                                set rmargin 25; set key at graph 1.5,0.9;
                                set size ratio 0.45;
                              
                                stats "alphabetic.tab.stagger" using 1:2 name "E";
                                stats "" using 1:3 name "D";
                                stats "" using 1:4 name "G";
                                stats "" using 1:5 name "T";
                                stats "" using 1:6 name "C";
                                stats "" using 1:7 name "L";
                                
                                stats "" using 2:8 name "ES";
                                stats "" using 3:9 name "DS";
                                stats "" using 4:10 name "GS";
                                stats "" using 5:11 name "TS";
                                stats "" using 6:12 name "CS";
                                stats "" using 7:13 name "LS";
                              
                                set label 1 sprintf("%10s  %6s  %6s", "", "Base", "Stagger") at graph 1.07,0.95;
                              
                                plot "" using 1:2 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "English", E_correlation, ES_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:3 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Dutch", D_correlation, DS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:4 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "German", G_correlation, GS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:5 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Turkish", T_correlation, TS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:6 with lines lw 3 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Chinese", C_correlation, CS_correlation),
                                     "" using 1:7 with lines lw 1 title sprintf("%10s  %+.3f  %+.3f", "Lexicon", L_correlation, LS_correlation)
                              '
                              

                              :::

                              It looks like Dutch has the lowest (near 0) correlation to both the base sequence and it's own staggered sequence, with Turkish mirroring it's staggered randomness somewhat.

                              The least random alphabetic sequences are English and German.


                              Updated: Added chinese and staggered analysis.

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                              c/dataisbeautiful

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                                I like Lua's design. Separate addition (x+y) and concatenation (x..y) operators ftw!

                                Edit: and just, like, everything else about Lua too

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                                I will have to look into it soon. It has a JIT compiler. I like that.

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                                  I recently found out that javascript's .sort() function, when called without arguments on an array of numbers, converts them all to strings and sorts them alphabetically 🤡

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                                  If one is alphabetising things, which cones first "A" or "AA"?

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                                    Actually, it's 5 4 10 12 2 9 8 11 6 7 3 1 for me, but too lazy to edit the image

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                                    This is extremely sick. I'm going to cancel my Disney account.

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                                    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      Make an account elsewhere and comment on this post.

                                      Challenge accepted.

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                                      Here for it

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                                        Here for it

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                                        It's on the docket, It may be winter before I get around to it.

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