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The Harbinger of the Dystopia

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  • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    It should have been replaced by a 20mm turret.

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    I don't like the sound of that. Can we call it a "freedom launcher?"

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    • I [email protected]

      A new McDonald’s commercial has a burger stolen and the character shouts “it’s the hamburger thief”

      Cultural erasure

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      Al-Beefda

      We transitioned from the war on crime to the war on terrorism.

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      • Z [email protected]

        Inside the top one, you can hear screams regularly going like this:

        No, please no, I don't wanna fucking die! No! Please no, you fucking fucking bastards! AAAAAH, IT HURTS, IT FUCKING HURTS! AAAAAAAAAHHH, MY ARMS, MY FUCKING ARMS, YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!

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        Love your imagination. Tell me what the McDonald's employees are doing to the customer's arms.

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        • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

          Hold on there's a McDonalds I remember going to, and I'm trying to think if it was in Scotland or England, but we stopped off there and the fucking place looked near enough like a villain's lair.

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          I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?

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          • G [email protected]

            Yeah, I can get not wanting to spend the time/effort. Though, there is a difference between a shit post and a shitpost. People always conflate the two.

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            Not me. I only post shit shitposts so no matter why people hate it, they're right.

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              The food is also going to be shit like bugs or lab-made pink paste. Possible made with bugs.

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              it's an american business, it'll be corn burgers with cornbread and slices of corn served with deep fried popcorn and a tall glass of corn syrup

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              • G [email protected]

                I would, but I'm rejecting the mc d's part not the brutalist part.

                brutalist architecture is fucking cool.

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                brutalist state-owned fast food joint, everything's cheap but not that cheap and perfectly middling quality, and there's 4 things on the menu

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                • T [email protected]

                  Looks about the same in Sweden.
                  Wood panels with green accents together with the golden arches

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                  i miss that brief period some 5-10 years ago when they had genuinely pretty green glass mosaics with gold streaks throughout

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                  • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

                    brutalist state-owned fast food joint, everything's cheap but not that cheap and perfectly middling quality, and there's 4 things on the menu

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                    I'd at least try it

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                    • F [email protected]

                      Whaat, my library barely has computers.

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                      Thats unfortunate..but my city is like 200k people so that maybe helps. 6 libraries

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                      • R [email protected]

                        I have to know where this is. What resources do you require to find it?

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                        idk and I'm raking my brains to find out where it is. All I remember is that it was in a service area/retail park somwhere in Scotland/Northwestern England, could literally be anywhere between Inverness and Lancaster.

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                        I found it, I found it! It's this one right here. It looked more menacing in my memory for some reason. We must've been going to Foyers (Loch Ness) at the time!

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                        • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                          idk and I'm raking my brains to find out where it is. All I remember is that it was in a service area/retail park somwhere in Scotland/Northwestern England, could literally be anywhere between Inverness and Lancaster.

                          UPDATE

                          I found it, I found it! It's this one right here. It looked more menacing in my memory for some reason. We must've been going to Foyers (Loch Ness) at the time!

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                          Still, that's really cool! There's something particularly funny about a McDonald's in Scotland. It feels like a Taco Bell in Spain.

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                            Still, that's really cool! There's something particularly funny about a McDonald's in Scotland. It feels like a Taco Bell in Spain.

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                            I mean, McDonald is a Scottish name, but McDonald's doesn't sell Scottish Food.

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                            • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

                              I mean, McDonald is a Scottish name, but McDonald's doesn't sell Scottish Food.

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                              Yeah, that's what I was trying to express. Taco Bell is vaguely Spanish, but doesn't have anything to do with Spain (or Mexico, for that matter).

                              It would be like an O'Brien's restaurant that primarily sells sushi.

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