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Trump Promotes $249 Fragrance With Gold Statue of Him On Bottle: ‘Enjoy, Have Fun, And Keep Winning!’

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    Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?

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    Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

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      So it's expensive Axe

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      • timewarp@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

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        Yeehaw git'r'dun bake the steak boy howdy?

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        • nokturne213@sopuli.xyzN [email protected]

          Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease

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          Shush dude that's my retirement plan right there

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          • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

            So it's expensive Axe

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            Axespensive

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              LOL, that's supposed to be him?

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              • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.

                https://www.opeu.org.br/2024/09/18/a-profile-of-trump-voters-the-demographics-of-his-maga-enthusiasts/

                A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him

                In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income

                I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump's demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.

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                It’s going to flop, but that’s ok because they only bought one lot from the Chinese factory

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                  The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.

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                  • timewarp@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?

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                    Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.

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                      That is not a statue of him.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        LOL, that's supposed to be him?

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                        That's not him. Where's the signature paunch?

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                          Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol..

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                          • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.

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                            Target Audience is people who don't give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it

                            You know, the majority of American "Christians"

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                            • C [email protected]

                              That's not him. Where's the signature paunch?

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                              Not to mention the paunch as well

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                                I love how ridiculously fake the representation of him is. Not fat, not wearing heel lifts, no ass out because of the lifts, no tie dangling over the precipice of a McDonalds belly, no ridiculous coiffeur of a combover.

                                Our Dear Leader.

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Not to mention the paunch as well

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                                  Fair enough

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                                    Fuck yeah. I’ve got 69 ordered to go in my totally normal and not crappy or gay in anyway shrine dedicated to an old man with dementia that paints himself orange.

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