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    The glass is at 50% capacity.

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      Me: the glass is half empty and the other half sucks!

      I'm "fun" at parties. lol

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      Pissimist: the glass is full... Of piss.

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        The glass is at 50% capacity.

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          I just tested, entering “1/2” into excel results in “02-Jan”

          Truly cursed.

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          Do =1/2 see what it gives

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            Do =1/2 see what it gives

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            0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

            That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

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              0.5 but keeps the fraction in the formula bar.

              That one doesn’t surprise me at all.

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              Then go format as date on the cell

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                This always assumes that whatever's in the glass is desirable. If it's partially filled with piss, the optimist and pessimist roles would be reversed. Although Excel would remain the game.

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                  Then go format as date on the cell

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                  Jan 1, 1900

                  And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

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                    Jan 1, 1900

                    And as a time it’s exactly 12 PM

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                    Weird. When I entered 0.5 as a raw figure it gave me Jan 0, 1900 at 12 pm.

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                      LibreOffice: Jan 1, one half, one third

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