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  3. We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.

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    I'm not native English and I don't know enough gay lingo. What's wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys

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    "Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.

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      Harry Pooper

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      Ah an Italian, how international of you!

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        Hans Wurst

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        Wait until you see Hans Best!

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          "Sir" is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.

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          Thank you. That kicked out "My Shirona" whenever I read the name.

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            Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

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            literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol

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              I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

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              Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

              A little on the nose like Ron Weasly's dirt.

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                Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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                That's pretty clever, but luckily for me it's just a shit post

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                  That's pretty clever, but luckily for me it's just a shit post

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                  That's what a fed would say! And someone that's not a fed would say!

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                    Hans Wurst

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                    I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

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                      Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

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                        Shawn White

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                          The Anglo-Dutch wars. William of Orange landed troops in London in 1688 and took the throne with Mary II. It's more complicated than that, but it was a whole Thing. Charles II died, leaving James II in charge, but Catholicism was on the way out, and conveniently, William of Orange, a Protestant, was married to Mary II.

                          The undercurrent of anti-Dutch sentiment started back then still has remnants in the language. See "going Dutch" "Dutch courage" "Dutch treat" "Dutch uncle". 🙂

                          I'm mostly teasing. It's more funny than serious.

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                          Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!

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                            Hrrrm. But, going Dutch and Dutch courage don't have any specifically anti-Dutch connotation in modern usage and I've never heard of a Dutch treat or a Dutch uncle. At least you chaps aren't French!

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                            Amen. About the only thing that unites Quebec with the rest of Canada is a mutual distaste for the French.

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                              I love this, because a "Hans worst" in dutch is someone incompetent and useless.

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                              Same in German (that's the joke 😉

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                                Klaus Schnitzel

                                Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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                                Are you by any chance related to the Düsseldorf Schnitzelnazis? If so, how's aunt Frieda?

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                                  Ching Chong

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                                  Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.

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                                    Shawn White

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                                    Wright Devil

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                                      Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

                                      Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

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                                        Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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                                          Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

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                                          User name does not check out.

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