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    Sometimes you can adjust your side mirrors to reflect such a light into the driver's eyes

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    That works. Also, back when I delivered pizza I kept a rather large LED flashlight in my cupholder all the time, ostensibly for spotting mailboxes and house numbers. (This was back in the day when having a powerful LED flashlight was a big deal, not like nowadays when you can get 3 for $10 on Amazon or whatever.) Pointing it out the back window usually got the point across when asshats felt the need to sit three feet off my back bumper and shine their high beams at me.

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      Reading the comments I thought I was on Reddit 😄
      Petty Lane
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rB0pHI9fU

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        How is that even possible?

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        Easy. I did it the just other day because I forgot that my new CRF250L is a Honda, and the position of the turn signal switch and the horn are reversed from every other bike I own, and probably not coincidentally every also other motorcycle brand on the planet. Some guy in the lane next to me got super butthurt because he thought I honked "at" him as I was completing my turn, which was quite hilarious to watch. (He was in the far left lane, I was doing a right on red from the right lane. There is no conceivable reality in which anything I was doing would be related to him, if not for the fact that he had Main Character Disorder.)

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          I would fully agree that confronting a lunatic face to face is dangerous, but the chances of getting shot for driving slow is next to zero.

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          https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/driver-shot-at-for-going-too-slow-eyewitness-says/804586303/

          Boom, it happened one time so it will happen every time

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          • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

            That works. Also, back when I delivered pizza I kept a rather large LED flashlight in my cupholder all the time, ostensibly for spotting mailboxes and house numbers. (This was back in the day when having a powerful LED flashlight was a big deal, not like nowadays when you can get 3 for $10 on Amazon or whatever.) Pointing it out the back window usually got the point across when asshats felt the need to sit three feet off my back bumper and shine their high beams at me.

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            Shit if I find myself night commuting again on back roads I might have to keep such a flashlight in my car. I've had so many trucks light up my entire fucking cabin with their illegal light mods

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              Shit if I find myself night commuting again on back roads I might have to keep such a flashlight in my car. I've had so many trucks light up my entire fucking cabin with their illegal light mods

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              My attorney has advised me to make no statements whatsoever regarding the applicability of the Lumintop Thor Mini I just bought the other week, which outputs a mere 250 lumens but does so in a narrow cone that's got, to my reckoning, a divergence of only about four or five degrees.

              I'll have to do some measuring later, but at rear-windshield-to-asshole distance it'll only throw a spot that's probably about a foot wide, delivering maximum fuck you with a minimum of collateral damage.

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                That's easy to agree with in isolation, but many times on the main roads near me the normal flow of traffic in the slow lane can be 20 over. Driving at or below the speed limit would create a significantly more dangerous situation than cruising along at the same speed as the nearest several cars.

                Yeah, you'd be operating in a more legal way, and the faster drivers around you should be able to safely deal with it, but that doesn't mean the risk isn't there.

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                This is a bullshit talking point used by psychopaths to try to justify their antisocial behavior. If the people around you are going so fast that just doing the speed limit becomes unsafe, they are the ones wholly responsible for creating those unsafe conditions. They are driving faster than the conditions (and let's be real, their own ability) would reasonably allow for, they are the only ones that should be held responsible for the consequences of their freakish behavior.

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                  On your last point... It's still damaging because it normalises it. UK has very harsh stance on this and you'd get in shit even for point 1. There should be zero tolerance on this. They're a dickhead driver regardless. Two dickheads don't make it right.

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                  Incorrect, in the UK you can touch/use the phone if it's mounted in a cradle. Touch it un-cradled though and wham that's instant points even if it was out of battery and turned off

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                    I just let them pass you. Not worth some lunatic you piss off even more and end up shooting you.

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                    This is correct. It's never worth it.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      I would fully agree that confronting a lunatic face to face is dangerous, but the chances of getting shot for driving slow is next to zero.

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                      Just let them go, because they are eventually gonna crash into a cop car and then you'll see the grest confrontation between fascist pig vs unhinged sov-cit in real time, great show!

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                        I would fully agree that confronting a lunatic face to face is dangerous, but the chances of getting shot for driving slow is next to zero.

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                        people in my region have been shot at for flashing their lights at someone to tell them their lights were off. that's why i think escalating a scenario where one or both of you are wielding/controlling deadly weapons/machinery is the only way to go.

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                          Worse, too often these laws are selectively enforced only when cops are looking for an excuse to profile minorities and poorer drivers.

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                          yeah i was gonna say. they enforced the no texting law for maybe a year here, then they just started using "I thought I saw them texting" as probable cause to pull over anyone they wanted.

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                            My attorney has advised me to make no statements whatsoever regarding the applicability of the Lumintop Thor Mini I just bought the other week, which outputs a mere 250 lumens but does so in a narrow cone that's got, to my reckoning, a divergence of only about four or five degrees.

                            I'll have to do some measuring later, but at rear-windshield-to-asshole distance it'll only throw a spot that's probably about a foot wide, delivering maximum fuck you with a minimum of collateral damage.

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                            that's pretty expensive for 250 lumens. i can get 500 for a third the price.

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                              When you repost shit on Lemmy, the repostiness is amplified by 100x.

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                                I just let them pass you. Not worth some lunatic you piss off even more and end up shooting you.

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                                If it's a 2 lane per side road the best way to get them to pass you is to not break check them but just take your foot off the gas until they get frustrated enough to just go around but this contextually sounds like a single lane sitch which you are correct is dangerous.

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                                  Engineers should absolutely include traffic calming features to get people to naturally slow down, but everyone should drive the limit.

                                  Speed kills, kinetic energy is not linear.

                                  Cars are tonnes of metal hurtling down the road. Thousands upon thousands die every year, and since the increased prevalence of massive US style trucks fatalities have RISEN, undoing decades of progress. (Both in the US, and elsewhere)

                                  People driving 20 over the limit are arseholes (or have been influenced by car centric infrastructure and culture). Change my mind.

                                  Speeding is never okay. Just that lots of people have convinced themselves it's no big deal.

                                  Edit because of downvotes: https://www.bts.gov/content/motor-vehicle-safety-data

                                  Y'all are really justifying some shitty behaviour. Yeah, I get it, streets are designed shittily, and feels like it's fine to speed (especially, from what I can see, in the US), but this doesn't absolve you from doing the right thing.

                                  Like, if it were 5 (km/h) over, I could perhaps forgive you. But downvoting me for suggesting 20 mph over is arsehole behaviour? You don't deserve a licence.

                                  Fuck these carbrains putting their feelings over completely savable lives.

                                  USA is cooked (and Australia, somewhat cooked, since people are buying ridiculously sized cars here too).

                                  Don't speed, you fuckwits. Better yet, take public transport if you live in a city with cilivised transportation (obviously, not your fault if it doesn't exist).

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                                  20 over the speed limit? that's ridiculous no one should be driving over 25

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                                    A single cop car on the side of the road can get everybody to magically follow the speed limit.

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                                    nah, it just gets them to slow to 20 over the limit here

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                                      That's really dependant on location. I have had plenty of road trips up and down the I5 where groups of cars pass cops on the side of the road going 80, and no one slows down and the cops do nothing.
                                      Source: I'm one of those drivers.

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                                      same on I10. that bit in texas where the limit goes up to 80 is nice tho

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                                        If it's a 2 lane per side road the best way to get them to pass you is to not break check them but just take your foot off the gas until they get frustrated enough to just go around but this contextually sounds like a single lane sitch which you are correct is dangerous.

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                                        I'm a school bus driver and the course material (and test questions) for the CDL state this explicitly. If someone is tailgating you, you slow down. Tailgaters are gonna tailgate no matter what, and slowing down means the damage will be less if they do happen to hit you. If that makes them mad tough tittie (the course material does not use "tough tittie" but you can tell they wanted to).

                                        The great irony of people who tailgate school buses is that WE CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE YOU BACK THERE. Even in your fantasy world of the person in front of you feeling pressured and speeding up (which never ever actually happens), it can't possibly happen if they don't even know you're there.

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                                          Yeah, honking at me. And those flashing lights on the roof of their car are really annoying.

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                                          what the hells a ɘɔnɒlυdmɒ

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