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  • B [email protected]

    Don't pour hot grease in a glass jar or it'll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

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    Got any advice about tubes and if you get something stuck in one?

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    • B [email protected]

      Don't pour hot grease in a glass jar or it'll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

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      Eh, a small mason jar is tough enough to handle a few tablespoons of bacon grease or whatever without shattering. But sure, if you've got a lot of grease at once, let it cool down first (or better yet, refrigerate the pot roast or whatever it is you've made, so that you can just pull the grease off the top of the pot in one hardened puck).

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      • C [email protected]

        And where do you dump the paper towel then? The idea behind a jar is that there are facility that takes that grease and (supposedly) won't dump it in a trash field, which is pretty much bad too.

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        The idea behind a jar is that you're saving up the grease to reuse later.

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          Certainly not enough to put in a jar. I usually give it a wipe with a single paper towel

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          Have you ever cooked bacon? That's about the only grease I've known folks to save. Maybe some from ground beef if you're cooking up a whole lot.

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            Says people who have never lived alone.

            Like you don't even have to be a homeowner to know not to do this! I know this is shit posting, but there ain't no way you make it to reproductive age without figuring this one dumb thing out‽

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            This is my first time hearing of this ngl. Actually I'm not entirely sure what "grease" means, is it what is left from oil and butter after cooking meats? Meat juices? I've always poured it down the drain. Never even heard of anyone doing otherwise, least of all putting it in a jar.

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            • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

              the drain can have little a grease, as a treat

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              Dad owned a low rent apartment house. people would put chicken bones in the drain and then call because the drain backed up. and take bulbs out of the hallway lights. He'd laugh about it then fix the stuff because he wasn't a good slum-lord. Probably never broke even

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              • L [email protected]

                This is my first time hearing of this ngl. Actually I'm not entirely sure what "grease" means, is it what is left from oil and butter after cooking meats? Meat juices? I've always poured it down the drain. Never even heard of anyone doing otherwise, least of all putting it in a jar.

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                Lucky 10g reference, or you never had to clean up after the parents made food?

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                • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

                  the drain can have little a grease, as a treat

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                  what was the original comic?

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                  • marighost@piefed.socialM [email protected]

                    the drain can have little a grease, as a treat

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                    Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.

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                      I once cut out a piece of pipe in some guys home, because it was all fucked. The pipe was suuuuper heavy and upon inspection it looked like someone poured concrete down there. It was very hard to clean, the guy had to hammer on it while having a pressure washer wash it out. As it turns out, his wife used multiple washing tabs in the machine to make it extra clean. She did that for over a decade.

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                      Yeah, you can also fuck up your dishwasher pipes very quickly by using descaling meant for washing machines. Because of the salt you already add.

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                        Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.

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                        “But Dad, my heart hurts.”

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                        • L [email protected]

                          This is my first time hearing of this ngl. Actually I'm not entirely sure what "grease" means, is it what is left from oil and butter after cooking meats? Meat juices? I've always poured it down the drain. Never even heard of anyone doing otherwise, least of all putting it in a jar.

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                          Definitely don't put grease or oil down the drain if it is solid at room temperature. Even oil that's liquid at room temperature is bad for sewage systems - they combine with non-biodegradable sewage waste such as wet-wipes (Don't flush wet wipes down the toilet. Put them in the trash.) and turn into rocks that narrow and block the sewage pipes. See wiki on Fatbergs https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatberg

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                            “But Dad, my heart hurts.”

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                            In my house, you'll do what I do, and believe what I believe.

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                              “But Dad, my heart hurts.”

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                              If you aren’t the kind of person who eats bacon to get that bacon fat from in the first place, feel free to ignore.

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                                Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.

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                                Keep them money saved by using bacon grease for heart disease later on.

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                                  I got a comment from a few months back about my fellow cis hetiods about how it's so strange that there is a non insignificant number that don't even wipe their own ass!

                                  Like I said I'm cis het, but I would sooner take a dick in the ass than deal with the fucker itching all day!

                                  Also didn't the found of the proof boys(Gavin something or another) take a dildo in the ass live and on air because he thought it would upset liberals? Yeah, these right winged pricks need to just embrace the fact, that they might be bi.(I say bi specifically cause they don't sound like Lindsey Graham)

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                                  I'm pretty sure everyone who says it's gay to wipe your own ass is trolling.

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    what was the original comic?

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                                    Original:

                                    First meme:

                                    First English version:

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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      Don't pour hot grease in a glass jar or it'll shatter and spill hot grease all over your counter and then when you grab a flimsy piece of plastic from the recycling and try to push it on to stop the spill and the plastic collapses and hot grease goes all over your forearm and gives you 2nd degree burns and your floor is covered in broken glass you will regret it.

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                                      I've been pouring hot grease in glass jars for decades without having one shatter. You're severely overestimating the risks

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                                      • J [email protected]

                                        Are you the same people complaining about increasing food prices who are also throwing away the best part? The bacon is the byproduct. People! Save this grease and use it when another recipe calls for butter.

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                                        I love America

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          Step 1: Get chickens

                                          Step 2: add oats ( oat flakes ) to the pan with grease

                                          Step 3: stir until they've absorbed the fat

                                          Step 4: treat the chickens

                                          Step 5: ??????

                                          Step 6: Profit!

                                          Edit: formatting

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                                          Chicbacon

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