Man steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.

[bonesofthemoon@lemmy.world]

(sorry for the Daily Mail link).

[fuglyduck@lemmy.world]

….why? Was it just the display shoe or something?

[mummifiedclient5000@feddit.dk]

I wish that I could say that it isn't right, but.....

[boydster@sh.itjust.works]

In fact, it seems it was all right

[rotatingparts@lemmy.ml]

All that was left was left.

[mrfriki@lemmy.world]

A righteous man, I see.

[chainweasel@lemmy.world]

If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything's left.
And if everything's left, did he take anything?

[redacted@lemmy.world]

Bet the store owner was hopping mad.

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

In B4 someone blames the Left

[benotafraid@lemmy.world]

What did he do with the wrong ones?

[muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com]

Well we do have a sense of humour

[thepantser@sh.itjust.works]

If the shoe don't fit you must acquit.

[thepantser@sh.itjust.works]

If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.

[jewbacca117@lemmy.world]

He seems like an all right guy

[argh_another_username@lemmy.ca]

There’s an old myth about a shipment of playing cards. The guy buys a whole container of playing cards, but removes the same card from all packs. The shipment is confiscated and later sold for almost nothing because the packs are all incomplete. He then buys the shipment and restores the packs. All this was cheaper than paying import duties.

Maybe this guy is playing a long game.

[huppakee@feddit.nl]

I wondered too and bravely ventured onto the dailymail website when the comments left me hanging. Your hunch was right, the only this i can add is that he walked out

seemingly unaware that they were not matching pairs

[theimpressivex@lemmy.today]

[riskable@programming.dev]

These shoes will claim they're victims of a crime and they're right!

[spacenoodle@lemmy.world]

That joke was already made in the article.

[megaultrachicken@lemmy.world]

To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.