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    Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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    Peppa pig isn't real. This isn't a situation that could ever happen

    Can you suspend your disbelief so hard that a doctor turns your child into processed meat because of a misunderstanding?

    If I try, I don't know how to empathize with the situation except to be angry at the doctor, or the fact that a hospital offers that service at all. It's an absurd premise

    This isn't a joke about a mother's pain. It's a comic about wordplay, and the disturbing implications of "our world but everyone is pigs"

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      A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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        Holy fuck this is dark

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        Seems like a good pink tbh

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          Many of the funniest comedians are deeply in touch with their empathy - George Carlin, Robin Williams, Bo Burham, Bill Burr has had a famous turn from grievance comic to empathetic philosopher comic and it's improved his popularity and humour. Meanwhile many of the crappiest ones - Joe Rogan, Andrew Dice Clay, Ellen Degeneres - lack empathy in their lives and performances. Having empathy doesn't mean you can't be fun or funny, often the opposite.

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          If you can't see Bill Burr wheezing with laughter showing his daughter this meme I don't know what to tell you

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            The profile view in the third panel is wrong, there are supposed to be 2 eyes on each side.

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              A mother's grief as a dark punchline, hilarious. This artist should share notes with Stonetoss, equal damage to the areas of their brains that experience empathy.

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              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGtIPhps12A

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                https://youtu.be/eXTXlS1Vppg

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                  Is this lo--

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                    They're grilling vegetables and stuff but I'm sure the creators knew what they were doing.

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                      The profile view in the third panel is wrong, there are supposed to be 2 eyes on each side.

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                      Also, there is a doctor in the show, and he is a brown bear, not a pig.

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                        Some prefer the taste of Peppa Pibb.

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                          Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                            Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                            Buddy, are you virtue signaling on a meme about a fictional characters?

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                              Buddy, are you virtue signaling on a meme about a fictional characters?

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                              Had to look up Virtue signalling. Yes sir, I do. The character is fictional, but the hUmOuR is real. Bacon btw. Enjoy your upvotes.

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                                Delectable. (though a bit on the nose..)

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                                  Had to look up Virtue signalling. Yes sir, I do. The character is fictional, but the hUmOuR is real. Bacon btw. Enjoy your upvotes.

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                                  This is the only vegan meme I currently have saved. Consider this my olive branch, and maybe learn to suspend your disbelief.

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                                    Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                                    Woh if I become vegan will I gain your mighty intellect and command of the English language as well, you've convinced me to stop eating animals

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                                      This is the only vegan meme I currently have saved. Consider this my olive branch, and maybe learn to suspend your disbelief.

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                                      He is most likely german judging by instance and name, and we have no humor we are aware of. Apologies

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                                        Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                                        TIL: Lemmy reacts to vegans the way Facebook reacts to leftists

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                                          Haha, he killed the Peppa Pig! Get it?? Because WE kill pigs too and eat them. So funny, right!? A dead pig like the millions of others, haha! Now I want a sandwich, haha!

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                                          You4e telling me you couldn't go for a grilled cheese with pickles and nuts on a fancy rustic bread? A nice smoky tomato soup for dipping?

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