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When you're working on a file that was last updated six years ago

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

    That isn’t a bad thing. On the contrary, according to the open-closed principle, you should strive for writing code you never have to touch again.

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    There’s a difference between ” it hasn’t changed because it doesn’t need to be changed” and ” it hasn’t changed because it’s impossible to predict the impact of any change, and no one wants to be responsible for things breaking”.

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      “Who the fuck wrote this garbage?! …..oh.”

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        Is that...The 7th Guest?

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          One title would have been enough.

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            I get to say that I've truly made it as a programmer. The reason is that I wrote around 75 lines of Rust, came back a year later, and I could see exactly how it works.

            In case you're wondering, it's a command line Slack client for sending notifications. Colored highlights and everything.

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              There’s a difference between ” it hasn’t changed because it doesn’t need to be changed” and ” it hasn’t changed because it’s impossible to predict the impact of any change, and no one wants to be responsible for things breaking”.

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              I was once spelunking a file that hadn't been touched in like 7 years, and there was a weird line where it was adding 2 to the index for seemingly no reason. The comment was like // Sam: not sure why this is off by 2 here. See ticket #12345 for discussion

              Whatever issue tracking software it was referencing was no longer used, so that ticket was gone, and who TF is Sam?

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                Even if it was my code, after 6 years:

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                  “Who the fuck wrote this garbage?! …..oh.”

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                  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                    That isn’t a bad thing. On the contrary, according to the open-closed principle, you should strive for writing code you never have to touch again.

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                    I haven't touched those files. The code works, I don't need to change it. I've mostly been working on the later additions.

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                      I mean if it’s worked without modification for 6 years….

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                        One title would have been enough.

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                        When you're working on a file that was last updated six years ago

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                          Can't relate, unless you're editing .gitignore or LICENSE files for some reason.

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