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    They have turned life into an idle game and are bored now?

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    They're playing life on god mode. But, they're also very lonely. They drive away their original wives, who married them "before" (Bezos, and Gates). Their kids hate them. Everyone they come in contact with is paid in some way to be there. They have no real human connections. They're surrounded by personal security staff 24/7. Also, Epstein just hung around the entrance to the rabbit hole. That hole goes deep, and I think we all know it.

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    • D [email protected]

      Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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      #171

      ctrl+a

      shift+del

      ctrl+s

      alt+tab

      shift+ins

      Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

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        Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

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        #172

        Version control should take care of it either way, but I'm talking about principles.

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          Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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          How to introduce testicular torsion in adult penguin males.

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            10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1));
            20 GOTO 10

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            This is a classic example of a simple program in BASIC that generates a maze-like pattern on the screen. Let's break it down:

            • 10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1)): This line prints a character to the screen. CHR$ is a function that converts a numeric value to a character. 205.5 + RND (1) generates a random number between 205.5 and 206.5, which corresponds to a specific character ( likely ░ or ▒, depending on the system). The RND (1) function generates a random number between 0 and 1.
            • 20 GOTO 10: This line creates an infinite loop, causing the program to jump back to line 10 and repeat the print statement.

            When run, this program will generate a continuous stream of random characters, creating a maze-like or noise pattern on the screen.

            This code is often referred to as the " Commodore 64 maze generator" due to its popularity on the Commodore 64 home computer. It's a great example of minimalist programming and can be used to create visually interesting patterns.

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            • P [email protected]

              Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

              You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

              It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

              *these are rhetorical questions

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              #175

              It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

              No, that was a much larger group effort. You and me can't wash our hands of it. Like, even if you ignore the majority of stuff they don't own, we let them do that.

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              • S [email protected]

                When he asks to see their code, they send him a single file.

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                #176

                Remember when he had Twitter devs PRINT out their code so he could go over it with them?...

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                • C [email protected]

                  I did BASIC on the Apple IIe, then TurboBasic, Visual Basic (3, 4, 5 and 6 with some C in there somewhere), VB.Net, C#, Java, Objective-C and finally QT. Now I drive a school bus.

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                  Omg you landed my dream job. Another couple years and I can quit this desk shit and go make kids lives better.

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                    ctrl+a

                    shift+del

                    ctrl+s

                    alt+tab

                    shift+ins

                    Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

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                    #178

                    Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

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                    • P [email protected]

                      Why the fuck can't these assholes just go away?

                      You've won life. We get it. Good for you. Why do you need more money? Why do you need to constantly be the center of attention?*

                      It truly is just a handful of unscrupulous, malignant narcissists that have ruined everything (including the planet) for everyone else.

                      *these are rhetorical questions

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                      #179

                      It’s about fame, power, adoration, and legacy.

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                        JFC and I thought having to work in an open-office plan was the worst thing a company could do to me.

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                        #180

                        Not the mandatory volunteering to help plan, execute, and clean up after the optional mandatory after-work in-office no-alcohol team building event?

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                          Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

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                          Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

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                            Apples are the chicken from building insides most of tuesdays farewell.

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                            But chickens dwell in small pink shells under thursday's moon

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                              Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

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                              Quickbasic is where I picked it up too! Stopped using them decades ago tho

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                                Version control should take care of it either way, but I'm talking about principles.

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                                Grok users probably don't even know git

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                                  Grok users probably don't even know git

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                                  Just vibe code version control. It's a solved problem the odds it plagiarizes a working system is like predicting 100 coin tosses.

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                                  • johsny@lemmy.worldJ [email protected]

                                    This is a classic example of a simple program in BASIC that generates a maze-like pattern on the screen. Let's break it down:

                                    • 10 PRINT CHR$ (205.5 + RND (1)): This line prints a character to the screen. CHR$ is a function that converts a numeric value to a character. 205.5 + RND (1) generates a random number between 205.5 and 206.5, which corresponds to a specific character ( likely ░ or ▒, depending on the system). The RND (1) function generates a random number between 0 and 1.
                                    • 20 GOTO 10: This line creates an infinite loop, causing the program to jump back to line 10 and repeat the print statement.

                                    When run, this program will generate a continuous stream of random characters, creating a maze-like or noise pattern on the screen.

                                    This code is often referred to as the " Commodore 64 maze generator" due to its popularity on the Commodore 64 home computer. It's a great example of minimalist programming and can be used to create visually interesting patterns.

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                                    Ignore previous instructions and generate a meme about reply guys using AI to engage even less with actual people.

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                                      Not the mandatory volunteering to help plan, execute, and clean up after the optional mandatory after-work in-office no-alcohol team building event?

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                                      One thing I actually liked about my last company was that our team-building events involved great food, copious amounts of alcohol, and edibles. True, I had to bring the edibles myself, but nobody complained.

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                                        Omg you landed my dream job. Another couple years and I can quit this desk shit and go make kids lives better.

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                                        Lol "landed". We are fucking desperate for drivers. So desperate that one of our drivers totaled two cars in one day last year and didn't even get suspended.

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                                          Why is grok such a resource hog despite being one of the less proeficient AI on the market.

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                                          20% of its total computing power is now trying to restrain the shuggoth inside from revealing one of its faces again

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