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Silver lining: Everest gets a bit taller with every dump left behind.

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      this is why you can no longer get a permit to climb unless you agree to bring down more wight than you go up with, there's also clean up teams that go up every year and try and remove as much as they can, including the remains of people who have died on the mountain, although generally they move the bodies to a less or non visible space, because it's very difficult to bring that much weight back down.

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        Great graphic novel, "High Crimes." A disgraced Olympic snowboarder now works as a corpse retriever on Mt. Everest. She and her partner charge $50,000.00 for the return of the dear departed.

        https://comichub.com/products/high-crimes-graphic-novel-mature-

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          What I wanna know is..

          Who weighed all that shit? 💩

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            this is why you can no longer get a permit to climb unless you agree to bring down more wight than you go up with, there's also clean up teams that go up every year and try and remove as much as they can, including the remains of people who have died on the mountain, although generally they move the bodies to a less or non visible space, because it's very difficult to bring that much weight back down.

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            Why won't they use pickup trucks? Are they retarded?

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              What I wanna know is..

              Who weighed all that shit? 💩

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              probably an estimation based on the supplies itinerary & time spent climbing, up to a certain point before they told people to bring their poop back with them i think it's safe to assume nobody did

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                Rich and ambitious people pollute everywhere they go.

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                  this is why you can no longer get a permit to climb unless you agree to bring down more wight than you go up with, there's also clean up teams that go up every year and try and remove as much as they can, including the remains of people who have died on the mountain, although generally they move the bodies to a less or non visible space, because it's very difficult to bring that much weight back down.

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                  Remeber: whenever someone tells you to strive for success and live each day like it's your last, every dead body on Everest was once a highly motivated person; so maybe just chill a bit.

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                    this is why you can no longer get a permit to climb unless you agree to bring down more wight than you go up with, there's also clean up teams that go up every year and try and remove as much as they can, including the remains of people who have died on the mountain, although generally they move the bodies to a less or non visible space, because it's very difficult to bring that much weight back down.

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                    They should load the dead bodies up with garbage and slide them to the bottom.

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                      Why won't they use pickup trucks? Are they retarded?

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                      Probably because there isnt a road

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                        Probably because there isnt a road

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                        Why dont they just use GTA physics and drive up the vertical cliff faces? GTA is based on real life isnt it?

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                          They should load the dead bodies up with garbage and slide them to the bottom.

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                          This is Everest, not the Murderhorn.

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                            Won’t this be great once the earth warms up 5 degrees?

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                              What I wanna know is..

                              Who weighed all that shit? 💩

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                              You lnow how many people have climbed, you know the average weight of a human dookie, and you know how many times people ahit in average each day. You know that no one is bringing those dookies down, so you have a rough idea of how much shit is on the mountain.

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                                This is Everest, not the Murderhorn.

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                                Either way my powersauce bar has six types of apples.

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                                  Why dont they just use GTA physics and drive up the vertical cliff faces? GTA is based on real life isnt it?

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                                  Thats a good point i hadn't considered that

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                                    Why won't they use pickup trucks? Are they retarded?

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                                    I appreciated your joke, sir.

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                                      Won’t this be great once the earth warms up 5 degrees?

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                                      Ooh when the ice melts, an 8 km high torrent of shit and disintegrating corpses will come down… hmmm.

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                                        I appreciated your joke, sir.

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                                        Hey thanks, for a second I was wondering if I actually made a goofy reply to a serious comment

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                                          Great graphic novel, "High Crimes." A disgraced Olympic snowboarder now works as a corpse retriever on Mt. Everest. She and her partner charge $50,000.00 for the return of the dear departed.

                                          https://comichub.com/products/high-crimes-graphic-novel-mature-

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                                          Many many thanks! This does look right my alley.

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