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    Georgewbushistan?

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      How the flying fuck do you think this shits funny?

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        What happened in India?

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          What happened in India?

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          This, apparently: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Mumbai_attacks

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            How the flying fuck do you think this shits funny?

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            • "How the flying fuck": Starts off as an intensifier, but it's a mangled idiom mashup. "What the flying fuck" expresses shock; "How the fuck" asks for method. This? It's neither fish nor fowl—grammatically awkward, like asking for the mechanics of outrage. Funny? It's like swearing at a GPS for bad directions.

            • "do you think": Solid. No issues here. It's the straight man in this comedy of errors.

            • "this shits funny": The punchline. Should be "this shit's funny" (contraction for "this shit is funny," slang for "this is amusing"). Instead, it's parsed as "this" (subject) + "shits" (third-person verb for defecates) + "funny" (adjective/adverb?). Reads like "this thing poops in a hilarious way." Hilarious malapropism—turns vulgar disbelief into accidental scatological humor. Confidence: 95%. No lookup needed; it's basic English gone rogue.

            That's how.

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              Funny enough Muslim countries are more targeted by terrorists than most other countries.

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                This, apparently: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Mumbai_attacks

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                Oh wow, thank you

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                  Georgewbushistan?

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                  Israelimossadistan

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                    Funny enough Muslim countries are more targeted by terrorists than most other countries.

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                    Really? What religion do most of these terrorists follow?

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                      Really? What religion do most of these terrorists follow?

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                      Abrahamic

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                        Abrahamic

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                        Funny but I think we can narrow it down a bit

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                          Really? What religion do most of these terrorists follow?

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                          Two groups in same religion fighting is common sadly.

                          Ideologically they are simply rebels and "Iraqi rebels" are rebelling against the Iraq government more often than other countries.

                          I just used Iraq as a placeholder btw I am not talking about any specific "Kurdish insurrectionist groups" or such.

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                            Israelimossadistan

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                            Same thing

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                              How the flying fuck do you think this shits funny?

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                              Subversing one's expectations is what comedy is.

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                                Funny but I think we can narrow it down a bit

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                                You seem to have already made up your mind. Why don't you just tell us what you really feel?

                                You think any of them haven't been violent?

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                                  How the flying fuck do you think this shits funny?

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                                  How do you not?

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                                    What happened in India?

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                                    Yoga, chess, pepper and other spices, standardization of decimal numbering system by adding number zero.

                                    Just off the top of my head.

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                                      Subversing one's expectations is what comedy is.

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                                      I'd say that is the most striped down explanation of comedy, fits about every case.

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                                        My country almost had one tv tower which was trying to be demolished by the Soviet military and the only reason it survived was that it was shielded by people.

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                                          • "How the flying fuck": Starts off as an intensifier, but it's a mangled idiom mashup. "What the flying fuck" expresses shock; "How the fuck" asks for method. This? It's neither fish nor fowl—grammatically awkward, like asking for the mechanics of outrage. Funny? It's like swearing at a GPS for bad directions.

                                          • "do you think": Solid. No issues here. It's the straight man in this comedy of errors.

                                          • "this shits funny": The punchline. Should be "this shit's funny" (contraction for "this shit is funny," slang for "this is amusing"). Instead, it's parsed as "this" (subject) + "shits" (third-person verb for defecates) + "funny" (adjective/adverb?). Reads like "this thing poops in a hilarious way." Hilarious malapropism—turns vulgar disbelief into accidental scatological humor. Confidence: 95%. No lookup needed; it's basic English gone rogue.

                                          That's how.

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                                          If those kids could read, they'd find this hilarious.

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