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OP cleans his fridge

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    Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

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      Open your mind Quaid

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        Life... finds a way...

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          It looks like the spongebob-health-inspector-nasty-krabby-patty equivalent of an avocado. Probably rotted, tried to sprout, died, and rotted again.

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          Somehow this makes sense to me.

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            I don't think bisecting it counts as "nice"

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            He'll be the first to die when pickles take over.

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              Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

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                An old oyster? Time to bleach everything that's been near.

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                  Pickled xenomorph nutsack

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                    That's a well-done avocado, perfect if you like that extra pungent aftertaste. And also middle taste. Initial taste too.

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                    This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢

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                      Pickled avocado?

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                        I think that tumor has spoiled, check the date.

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                          Pretty sure that's my ex wife's personality

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                            Pickled xenomorph nutsack

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                            hey, mine looks like that!
                            don't judge until you've tasted it.

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                              Pickled passion fruit

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                                Sir, that is a kidney.

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                                  Fuck, flag as NSFW next time

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                                  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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                                    Ich hol' schon mal den Flammenwerfer.

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                                    HAAAAAANS

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                                      It's a Ganymede Rock Lobster

                                      4408

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                                      • banana@sh.itjust.worksB [email protected]

                                        It's a vape

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                                        your lungs on vape.

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                                        • cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgC [email protected]

                                          HAAAAAANS

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                                          Hans hat heute frei.

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