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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub

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  • dyskolos@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

    Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don't have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.

    And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn't a bird 😁

    I have no studies at hand but I'd bet part of my left nut on that theory.
    Hence I found that image concluding.

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    The Internet is for Porn

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      Why don't they change the licence of FFMpeg to GPL so that everything uses it is open source? It'd be a win-win.

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        I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

        The Internet was made for it ig.

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          Or make a license that companies making money from the software have to contribute.

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          You mean one like the GPL?

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            I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

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              Does anyone stream directly from ffmpeg? I have a 24/7 music stream with a static background image and playlist, running headless off a raspberry pi, and I'd love to see what other people have come up with to expand the idea

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                I like the implication that pornhub is the foundation upon which all social media was born.

                The Internet was made for it ig.

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                To be fair that should just say porn lol.

                Really the internet was built for chatrooms and being too lazy to walk across a campus to give someone a file

                Porn is second

                Everything else is a far far distant third.

                So being lazy , porn , everything else in that order.

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                  Why don't they change the licence of FFMpeg to GPL so that everything uses it is open source? It'd be a win-win.

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                  Changing licence is harder then you would think.

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                    Not just mpreg. Final Fantasy mpreg.

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                    Cloud X sonic mpreg even

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                      Does anyone stream directly from ffmpeg? I have a 24/7 music stream with a static background image and playlist, running headless off a raspberry pi, and I'd love to see what other people have come up with to expand the idea

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                      I did a few times just to test it out on peertube, i wrote a script to broadcast all videos in a given folder in random order. I would like to eventually have something going 24/7 but i havent gotten to setting that up yet

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                        Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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                          I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

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                          maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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                            One of them is not like the other

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                            I was like what's the difference and the page refused to load and after the third click I reread it and went oooooooooo. Ive never been more grateful for my phone breaking a Link.

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                              My ass read this as mpreg for a second

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                              That's the rust version

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                              • rmdebarc_5@piefed.zipR [email protected]

                                Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative

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                                oh yeah, the early html5 video days

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                                  maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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                                  It needs to work

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                                    maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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                                    Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That's just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.

                                    TikTok doesn't even let you scrub, at all.

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                                      maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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                                      • no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
                                      • buffering is efficient and quick
                                      • subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
                                      • can change volume and resolution
                                      • can be judged by community with a non-karma system
                                      • little to no algorithm or AI slop
                                      • can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
                                      • peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
                                      • privacy friendly
                                      • can download, usable offline
                                      • none of that copyright bullshit

                                      In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.

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                                        maybe I'm missing out because I don't watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it's a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.

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                                        Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.

                                        Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.

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                                          At first I read that as FFMPreg...

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