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  • I [email protected]

    We've all thought about jerking off inside of Jaws but this MF actually made it happen.

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    Username checks out.

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      This feels like a shower I'd see someone put up at the jersey shore for using after swimming and I love it!

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        Take this idea to Shark Tank

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          Some weird synchronicity happening here, just rewatched Jaws and just started watching Jaws 2 and I see this.

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            Why did they put an apostrophe in Jaws?

            Jaw's what?

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              Why did they put an apostrophe in Jaws?

              Jaw's what?

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              His theme song.

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                This is my sharkshower. There are many like it but this one is mine.

                My sharkshower is my best friend. It is my life.

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                • afallinganvil@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                  Spider hell for sure

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                  He's already cleaning himself inside a dead animal. I doubt spiders bother him.

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                  • V [email protected]

                    Looks incredibly cramped, and dark. Lol

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                    And it plays the JAWS theme on repeat.

                    This is a hell shower.

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      His theme song.

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                      Would that not be Jaws’?

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                        Would that not be Jaws’?

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                        I don't think so.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          We've all thought about jerking off inside of Jaws but this MF actually made it happen.

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                          Sort of. I said I wanted to cum inside Jaws. There IS a difference.

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                          • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                            Aside from all the other stuff, to me it's just weird to have a climate where an outdoor shower makes sense. I've mostly lived places where it would be unusable for at least half the year.

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                            They're usually for after you swim

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