So glad I suck dick
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I could see my wife and I having this conversation.
I remember one infamous New Year's Eve party when she and another friend confronted me and very pointedly asked if I thought a third friend was hot. I just look at my wife with confusion. I think I even asked "is this a trap?" She smiles and reassures me that, no, this isn't a trap. So I just say, "Yes! She's hot!" The third friend immediately collapses and cries. They explained to me that the reason they did this and didn't give any context is because the third friend was having some self confidence issues and felt ugly. Meanwhile she's literally in this super amazing dress and absolutely stunning. I've always thought she was hot. (My wife and I always talk about who we find attractive, we were never so insecure as to view it as a problem.) So if they told me that before they were worried that I would just say yes to be nice or something.
wrote last edited by [email protected]That's fine too. I’m glad you all have have the intimacy to be able to be honest with each other and confront lies about what insecurities are harmful, and need intervention for. I’m glad the 3rd friend was able to confront that insecurity with people they can trust.
Still, we don't call each other “bitches,” but something healthier: “cuties.”
Retrospective:
::: spoiler spoiler
Even in my polycule, if I had to intervene with a friend and a partner like this, I’d be upfront with you by saying:In order for this experiment to go through blind, I need your earnest opinion without biases and spoiler effects:
Do you think this person looks hot?
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What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Probably make the eyes issue worse tbh.
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She's also a minor
She is? Damn, I thought her dad was like 80 years old when I watched that movie as a child.
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It's Mulan, btw
Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.
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Jasmine is a total baddie
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Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.
I don't know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I'm not mistaken.
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So, what are the facts relating to China’s Social Credit System (SoCS)? First, a system does exist, but it is very different from what is imagined by many critics outside China. The biggest disconnect is around the notion of scores. Some commentators seem to imagine that a magic algorithm draws from AI cameras and internet surveillance all over the country to calculate a score that determines everyone’s place in society. In reality, the SoCS is not the techno-dystopian nightmare we fear: it is lowly digitalized, highly fragmented, and primarily focuses on businesses. Most importantly, such a score simply does not exist.
https://merics.org/en/comment/chinas-social-credit-score-untangling-myth-reality
Classic lib move: dunking on nonexistent "ebil ccp" systems that started off as rumors mere days after the west decided it would clamp down on any semblance of internet freedom - upon a backdrop of rapidly burgeoning fascism and concentration camps. The US State Department has effortlessly oriented you.
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Maid Marion (but actually Robin Hood dressed like a girl).
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All hail Princess Trunks!
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You can say bitch on the internet
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I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.
I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.
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My new hobby is emphatically uncensoring memes.
I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."
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I hope so, but “bitch” is not a word I use to describe “flings.” Heck, if I was being sarcastic as gf
️, I would instead say:Ok boo, show me the cutie that taught you how to respond correctly.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they're the sweet ones. They make me smile.
The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we're in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:
"My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up.
"To which one of my partners would respond something like:
"Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually... remind me why I'm with you again...?"
"My dick"
etc.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
wat
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I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."
It's a slur.
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I meant on my instance in general, not in the image. On lemmy.ml for some reason, if you type "bitсһ" then it gets automatically-replaced with the text "removed."
That's ridiculous.
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It's a slur.
Never really thought of it as a slur. Like a general-purpose slur against women? I don't really agree, it's in common parlance, at least in my area. I've never found it offensive, personally. Generally when people I know use it, it's meant in a positive, I guess you could say "reclaimed" fashion. Plus, there are much worse slurs that are not censored.
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Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn't a minor.
I think that's really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.
She easily could have been younger than 18.
People didn't really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I'd say pick another princess lol
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No Kuzco. List sucks.
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I mean, I could imagine that response from some of my girls, too. But they're the sweet ones. They make me smile.
The spicy ones are funnier, though. Because, like, the whole joke is that we're in a jealous, insecure, toxic, traditional relationship. The farcical nature of this assumption is what makes it funny. I would probably continue the conversation with:
"My new side piece. She has a better ass than you. Better catch up.
"To which one of my partners would respond something like:
"Like your autistic ass could even get a girl with a better ass than me. Actually... remind me why I'm with you again...?"
"My dick"
etc.
Even then, I’m not insecure to compare myself to aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
wat
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at your e.g.
aristocratic ideals by a monopolist corporation that hates free press.
Reread the photo gf
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It's a slur.
Is dick a slur?
