[OC] Hank Hill Catches Up on Pokémon
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Arceus is a capital G god. Any “one-of-a-kind” Pokémon representing an in-universe element or force could pass as a lowercase g god.
Mew and Ditto are both demigods then
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Hank Hill recognizes 152 Pokémon total. The first 151, and then Stunfisk.
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Torkoal burns clean and hot and you taste the heat not the meat
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I don't mind the lawnmower cause it's a poltergeist possessing various electronics. That's a pretty cool concept, even though I don't care for the designs themselves.
wait, could that poltergeist possess.. a propane grill?
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Meanwhile, Bobby's outside playing in the tall grass pretending to be a Rattata.
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"It's pronounced Arcanine, dad."
"dee-ad."
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POV: you are the first Zubat that a player using gameshark sees
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"dee-ad."
Hank: “Bobby, when I was little, we had 151 Pokémon, and that was plenty! We didn’t even have confirmation that Mew existed until maybe a decade later, and we were all so happy that we threw a party! Remember, Boomhauer?”
Boomhauer: “Well I tell ya what man igottagetyaonthepokemonromhacksbecausebackthentheydidntknowgaddumnallaboutjapaneseso (chuckling) theyjustchangedthejapanesecharacterstoenglishones man andnobodycaredtheydjustsitthereonno$gbandmakeuppokemonnameslike ‘turt’ or ‘hors’ andwe’dalljustlikestumblethroughthebarelytranslatedgames tryingtofigureoutwhattodoman it was a joy to be included”
Hank: “Yeah.”
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Mew and Ditto are both demigods then
in that case, mewtwo is basically just a ripoff of Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein.” what other public domain classics did Pokémon manage to repackage and resell to us?!
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wait, could that poltergeist possess.. a propane grill?
Wait... Could it possess a propane accessory as well?
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Well sort of. But yeah.
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Wait... Could it possess a propane accessory as well?
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“Sort of” because it isn’t a lawnmower, it’s possessing a lawnmower.
“But yeah” because that’s splitting hairs.
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“Sort of” because it isn’t a lawnmower, it’s possessing a lawnmower.
“But yeah” because that’s splitting hairs.
Lol, fair.
