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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.

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      Bro, that's a regular old house.

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      How'd you get a house with no slime?

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        1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.

        Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.

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        I'd think they'd be more like 2 Houses, 2 Legs, and Medium Slime (probably on a gradient).

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          Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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          A war vet

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            Snail with four legd

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              Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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                Master Roshi.

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                  A shelled salamander

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                      How'd you get a house with no slime?

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                      I was first in line.

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                        Florida man

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                          What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                          disabled hermit crab

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                            Tubifex worm

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                              Hermit crab?

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                                A horny turtle

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                                  I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                                  they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                                    What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                                    Barnacle.

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                                      What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                        Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!

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                                        forgot to add "and has an exoskeleton"

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                                          Master Roshi.

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                                          Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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