So that's what he reminds me of

[callmeanai@lemmy.world]

Zuck would easily be the hardest to kill by physical means in the tech billionaire club.

[iii@mander.xyz]

Whiteface in current year

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

[callmeanai@lemmy.world]

Not a chance. This is a pipe dream. Zuck is quite fit and does MMA. I doubt he's a pro but he does have a pretty well known instructor and seemingly takes it seriously.

I would gladly hand over another $500 to them for a Zuck vs Elon fight.

[iii@mander.xyz]

Knows hyper beam, body slam and zen headbutt

[ivanafterall@lemmy.world]

I'm sorry, there's no nice way to say it, but I feel like he'd have...you know...r-word strength?

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

I mean, any clear off-the-shelf sunscreen already protects against at least 93% of the sun's damaging rays without you looking like a freak. As long as it's broad-spectrum SPF 15 or greater...

[venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org]

He looks like he cut his own bangs without a mirror and is now looking at the results

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

That doesn’t last long in salt water, this stuff (zinc oxide, probably) is common for surfers and sailors, but the usually only do their nose, ears and lips.

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

Suck would starve way sooner on a desert island though. But if we but all the billionaires there I’m sure he’d have plenty to eat for a while.

[littleborat3@lemmy.world]

Is the little dicky look gone?
Wonder what zombie bit him.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

maybe he got one of those musk brain chips