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The vibecoders are becoming sentient

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  • I [email protected]

    Bruh yer not doing it right. Are you stupid, bruh? You gotta work on yer promps, bruh. You gotta watch some tiktoks on it, bruh. Bruh, go watch @demisets4, bruh. Learn to prompt, bruh. Your not good at it, bruh. Bruh, you should try something else if you can't figure it out that's a you problem, bruh.

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    The next model will fix it all!

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      This is my new slack pfp

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      • rvgamer06@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

        I wish that was a real sub

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        Somebody make this a sub pls

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        • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          AmidFuror's description is on point and I see it as a variant of Poe's Law. Instead of sarcasm being mistaken for a real belief, it is presenting a fictional account of someone being self aware that is mistaken for someone actually becoming self aware.

          There are two lines that make me absolutely certain it is written by someone who it not a vibe coder and is leaning into the sarcasm.

          • 'pulling out my wallet for someone that knows what they are doing' implies the poster knows they don't know what they are doing
          • 'vibe coding is just roleplaying for guys who want to feel like hackers' is a joke I've seen directed at vibe coders more than once

          Keep in mind that not all deception is malicious, but most people see the word deception as having a negative implication. An actor/actress pretending to be someone else is technically deceptive the same way as whoever wrote this hilarious post. They are presenting a fictional account for an audience.

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          You are right about the thespian thing, but when you watch TV/film/theatre everyone is in on the "joke" and we all know they're not really falling in love, getting murdered, or whatever dramatic happening. I'm not sure if OOP is just trying to entertain and expects everyone to realize they're joking, which would stick them on the thespian side, or if they have other motives. But hey, interesting point to bring up!

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            I don’t really care about vibe coders but as a dev with just under 2 decades in the field:

            1. Your vibe coding shit will not go to prod until humans fully review it
            2. You better review it yourself first before offloading that massive mental drain to someone else (which means you still need to have some semblance of programming skills). Don’t open a PR with 250 files in it and then tell someone else to validate it.
            3. Use more context. Don’t give it vague ass prompts.
            4. Don’t use auto-accept. That’s just lazy asshole shit.

            I can’t stress this enough: if you give me a PR with tons of new files and expect me to review it when you didn’t even review it yourself, I will 100% reject it and make you do it. If it’s all dumped into a single commit, I will whip your computer into the nearest body of water and tell you to go fish it out.

            I don’t care what AI tool wrote your code. You’re still responsible for it and I will blame you.

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              Has to be fake, or he just heard the word flow state somewhere and misunderstood it's meaning, lol

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              • kazuyadarklight@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                Fake in that it's almost assuredly written and posted by someone who is actively anti-vibe coding and this is a troll on the true believers.

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                #28

                Correct.

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                • P [email protected]

                  It's strange, but I've seen lots of comments that are not aware this is fake. The ai hater crowd is using it as their proof, the other side saying he is using it wrong.

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                  That's depressing. This is so obviously fake because of how entertaining it is written and how the conclusion gets shoved in your face. No subtlety.

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                    what vibe coding? do i really want to know?

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                      Swear to god the vibe coding movement is going to create so many new jobs in the ilk of "I hired some dude to write my startup thing and now it's gone all to shit, can you make it actually good and scalable and responsive please?"

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                        How does one distort an image like this on accident?

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                        • G [email protected]

                          It's a real post on Reddit. I don't know what combination of screenshotting/uploading tools leads to this kind of mangling, but I've seen it in screenshots from Android, too. The artifacts seem to run down in straight vertical lines, so maybe slight scaling with a nearest-neighbor algorithm (in 2025?!?) plus a couple levels of JPEG compression? It looks really weird.

                          I'm curious. If anyone knows, please enlighten me!

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                          Oh, if it’s just a random Android fork/version being terrible at something, I understand now. Maybe it’s a phone with a screen that isn’t standard in someway.

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                          • A [email protected]

                            You are right about the thespian thing, but when you watch TV/film/theatre everyone is in on the "joke" and we all know they're not really falling in love, getting murdered, or whatever dramatic happening. I'm not sure if OOP is just trying to entertain and expects everyone to realize they're joking, which would stick them on the thespian side, or if they have other motives. But hey, interesting point to bring up!

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                            They knew the two lines that I quoted would clue in most people who dislike vibe coding that it was a joke.

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                            • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                              what vibe coding? do i really want to know?

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                              Getting LLMs to write all your code

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                              • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                what vibe coding? do i really want to know?

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                                it's buzzword speak for "connect chatgpt to your editor, tell it what you want, and blindly accept the answer"

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                                  Its just funny that it ends up costing more time

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                                  Whoa whoa, what do you want to do, crash the entire US stock market over here?! Our whole economy is propped up by the story that AI is the future and will replace all jobs forever. We've got MS paying OpenAI paying Nvidia, and that's making the line go up.

                                  So let's be cool with throwing around "numbers" that "prove" the emperor has no clothes. Because, like, we gotta pretend he does at least until the next thing that needs every video card ever.

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                                  • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachtsO [email protected]

                                    I don’t really care about vibe coders but as a dev with just under 2 decades in the field:

                                    1. Your vibe coding shit will not go to prod until humans fully review it
                                    2. You better review it yourself first before offloading that massive mental drain to someone else (which means you still need to have some semblance of programming skills). Don’t open a PR with 250 files in it and then tell someone else to validate it.
                                    3. Use more context. Don’t give it vague ass prompts.
                                    4. Don’t use auto-accept. That’s just lazy asshole shit.

                                    I can’t stress this enough: if you give me a PR with tons of new files and expect me to review it when you didn’t even review it yourself, I will 100% reject it and make you do it. If it’s all dumped into a single commit, I will whip your computer into the nearest body of water and tell you to go fish it out.

                                    I don’t care what AI tool wrote your code. You’re still responsible for it and I will blame you.

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                                    When I see a sloppy PR I remind people “AI didn’t write that. You wrote it. Your name is on the git blame.”

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                                      Getting LLMs to write all your code

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                                      geez in my day i had carefully curated snippets in my text editor and i loved it.

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                                      • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachtsO [email protected]

                                        I don’t really care about vibe coders but as a dev with just under 2 decades in the field:

                                        1. Your vibe coding shit will not go to prod until humans fully review it
                                        2. You better review it yourself first before offloading that massive mental drain to someone else (which means you still need to have some semblance of programming skills). Don’t open a PR with 250 files in it and then tell someone else to validate it.
                                        3. Use more context. Don’t give it vague ass prompts.
                                        4. Don’t use auto-accept. That’s just lazy asshole shit.

                                        I can’t stress this enough: if you give me a PR with tons of new files and expect me to review it when you didn’t even review it yourself, I will 100% reject it and make you do it. If it’s all dumped into a single commit, I will whip your computer into the nearest body of water and tell you to go fish it out.

                                        I don’t care what AI tool wrote your code. You’re still responsible for it and I will blame you.

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                                        If it’s all dumped into a single commit, I will whip your computer into the nearest body of water and tell you to go fish it out.

                                        I'm going to steal this for an update to an internal guidance document for my dev team. Thank you.

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                                          imo paying devs to review vibe coded bile would not work either. At best, the dev themselves should do the vibe coding.

                                          Someone who has no clue whatsoever in terms of programming cannot give it the right prompt.

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