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    No plz. Don't give them more ideas....

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    "advanced auto driving" are already usually packaged as a subscription, just a matter of time before auto braking common on newer cars is moved to the subscription tier

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    • potoo22@programming.devP [email protected]

      That's a safety hazard... Which means the brake subscription plan isn't optional. It's mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized brake pads, as third party brakes would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.

      Edit: put a brake on breaks

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      "Brake" is in the original post twice.

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        Speeding in a traffic jam under the rain? A subscription won't save your brain.

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          “We’re sorry. You’ve used all of your brake hours for the month. Please pay $59.99 for the next 10 braking hours.“

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          ⚠️Verification fluid critically low.
          Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start.

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          • C [email protected]

            No plz. Don't give them more ideas....

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            Actually no, I want to see which company can actually be persuaded to do this. Judging by how things are going I think we need to find a way to make an AI suggest it.

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              At least you got the windshield package. Most other cars come with the webcam view only. Pretty laggy.

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                "advanced auto driving" are already usually packaged as a subscription, just a matter of time before auto braking common on newer cars is moved to the subscription tier

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                or locking the WHEEL til you pay for subscritions.

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                  “We’re sorry. You’ve used all of your brake hours for the month. Please pay $59.99 for the next 10 braking hours.“

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                  you made your maxximum steering wheels left and right turns this month, x/month.

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                  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                    Actually no, I want to see which company can actually be persuaded to do this. Judging by how things are going I think we need to find a way to make an AI suggest it.

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                    My money would be on BMW

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                      My money would be on BMW

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                      Or Tesla.

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                        Does anyone else get a weird optical illusion like movement or something like that? My brain went into like a half second panic mode when I scrolled by it while it was enlarged.

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                        • potoo22@programming.devP [email protected]

                          That's a safety hazard... Which means the brake subscription plan isn't optional. It's mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized brake pads, as third party brakes would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.

                          Edit: put a brake on breaks

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                          I am surprised there is no DRM "approved" OEM brake pads. You already have to plug your brake pads in for the brake pad wear sensor for some cars. Wouldn't be a stretch to run another wire and have a chip to identify itself so you can "keep yourself safe" by using OEM pads.

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                            you made your maxximum steering wheels left and right turns this month, x/month.

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                            What a ripoff, they are forcing me to refill my left and right turns even though only my right turns are empty

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                            • C [email protected]

                              Does anyone else get a weird optical illusion like movement or something like that? My brain went into like a half second panic mode when I scrolled by it while it was enlarged.

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                              motion blur baby!

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                              • B [email protected]

                                ⚠️Verification fluid critically low.
                                Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start.

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                                Please add 4oz. authentic Mercedes-Benz Verification Fluid to start stop.

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                                • J [email protected]

                                  What a ripoff, they are forcing me to refill my left and right turns even though only my right turns are empty

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                                  left and right, are each a seperate subscrition, 1 whole turn is using both of those at once.

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