The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
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IRL Pocahontas was like 11 or 12.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. Estimates put her at around 10 or 11 when John Smith arrived. Some people say he was romantically involved with her, but others believe he played that part up to keep her from getting killed by other settlers. Those people say she was simply a translator and ambassador for several years, since she was able to learn English relatively quickly. She was ~16-17 when she was taken hostage, forcibly baptized, and married off to a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later, around the age of 20 or 21.
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Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.
I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.
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By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That's a distinction without a difference.
By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.
All hail Disney Princess Sally!
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By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.
All hail Disney Princess Sally!
I'm ok with this.
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Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.
She would die if she's being kept like the other princess.
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Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.
Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?
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Mulan has the highest kill count... I think
The avalanche definitely ups her count some.
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This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!
This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
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This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?
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Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It's great security cameras just don't recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during covid it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.
Edit:Covid not civic
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... Esmeralda isn't a princess tho
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... Esmeralda isn't a princess tho
Nor Alice...
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A perfect example of why median exists
Easy mistake, her name is Merida. Not sure what she's a perfect example of though?
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A perfect example of why median exists
Nah, it's the perfect example of why the median is a pathetic excuse of a statistical tool that is only used by those that wish to opress minorities
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Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.
the chart is referring to Disney characters not "real" people
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If that embyo goop isn't your property, it should be.
And if you've broken into the fertility clinic, that's definitely a crime.
what if the fertility clinic went bankrupt and you purchased it and all of its assets?
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Esmeralda being 18 is throwing me for a loop. Idk why. All the other ones I can get past looks because they're all meant to be young (and many have ages stated) but I literally never once viewed Esmeralda as a teenager in the movie. Early 20s maybe. Maybe they mentioned it and I forgot.
Crazy movie though. Frolo is so fucked.
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I mean, yes, but she's only physically and mentally 14.
If you put a child in cryostasis until she's technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.
Oof, yeah, that's definitely something that will need to be looked at when cryotech starts being a thing.
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The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.
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Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.
Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?
Needs more Kuzco.
