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  • lexam@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

    Or hear me out, they were just being a kind person.

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    I'm definitely not one of those. Stop assuming that, dammit!

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    • dual_sport_dork@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

      Being worn by someone awfully short. Perhaps he's secretly a duck.

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      Did you just assume the gender of the penguin-suit wearer?

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      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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        Was one of the signs her saying something like "Hey, I'm attracted to you, would you like to explore a potential relationship?" ?

        Otherwise f off with "signs"

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          Was one of the signs her saying something like "Hey, I'm attracted to you, would you like to explore a potential relationship?" ?

          Otherwise f off with "signs"

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          Yes, but I'm assuming she's just kind and joking around.

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            No. Once bitten twice shy, and I got bitten over and over again. Falling in love with every person who was nice to me in high school was a massive mistake and caused nothing but hardship. The last two decades have been relatively peaceful because I don't buy it anymore. Fuck reading between the lines, fuck hints, fuck signals and vibes. I'm never acting unless I receive DIRECT CLEARLY EXPRESSED FREELY GIVEN ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT and not a moment sooner.

            I will never trust my ""intuition"" ever again.

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              If it's meant to be, they'll speak up and say, "I'm interested in a date, what are you doing this friday?" or something along those lines, just like I would if I was interested in someone as a potential partner.

              Signs/signals/asstrology charts/ouija boards that mysteriously spell out words like kiss, sex, or date.... these things are for middle school. I've got better things to do.

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                Fucks signs, fuck everything that's not clear communication made of words that carry your intended meaning

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                • kamenlady@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                  Nice to read I'm not alone in this.

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                  Some day, we might learn, buddy.

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                  • R [email protected]

                    Yes, but I'm assuming she's just kind and joking around.

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                    Probably just Canadian

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                    • draegur@lemmy.zipD [email protected]

                      No. Once bitten twice shy, and I got bitten over and over again. Falling in love with every person who was nice to me in high school was a massive mistake and caused nothing but hardship. The last two decades have been relatively peaceful because I don't buy it anymore. Fuck reading between the lines, fuck hints, fuck signals and vibes. I'm never acting unless I receive DIRECT CLEARLY EXPRESSED FREELY GIVEN ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT and not a moment sooner.

                      I will never trust my ""intuition"" ever again.

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                      Intuition does not help when it is a woman giving signs in order to reassure herself that she is attractive but with zero intention of accepting a request for a date.

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                      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                        Can I teleport an apostrophe into that possessive pronoun to transform it into the appropriate contraction?

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                          Maybe she was Canadian? You never know.

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                          Can confirm (am Canadian). That's how we say thank you.

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                            Fucks signs, fuck everything that's not clear communication made of words that carry your intended meaning

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                            Could it be that “signs” are meant to hedge one’s bets? It doesn’t expose you as much if the other party isn’t interested.

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                            • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                              Could it be that “signs” are meant to hedge one’s bets? It doesn’t expose you as much if the other party isn’t interested.

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                              Could be, but that's immature and unattractive. You're better off not throwing in with someone who's unwilling to be vulnerable

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                              • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                Could it be that “signs” are meant to hedge one’s bets? It doesn’t expose you as much if the other party isn’t interested.

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                                Yea, I think so.

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                                  Last year I got hit on by a young woman in my neighbourhood. She started by asking me for some rice because she didn't have any left (that might have been an excuse). When I came back 5mn later with a bag, she simply asked me if I wanted to play with her. I told her I was married and went home, but I liked her approach. No room for ambiguity. She must have been 20 something, so it's not a matter of age at least. Maybe maturity.

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                                  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                                    Could it be that “signs” are meant to hedge one’s bets? It doesn’t expose you as much if the other party isn’t interested.

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                                    Right, just like it's inappropriate for a guy to go up to a random woman, or even a familiar woman in a friendly setting and just say "hey you wanna fuck?" it's also inappropriate in the other direction. That's why you use an escalating series of verbal and non verbal cues to gauge interest first before you commit fully.

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                                    • H [email protected]

                                      Last year I got hit on by a young woman in my neighbourhood. She started by asking me for some rice because she didn't have any left (that might have been an excuse). When I came back 5mn later with a bag, she simply asked me if I wanted to play with her. I told her I was married and went home, but I liked her approach. No room for ambiguity. She must have been 20 something, so it's not a matter of age at least. Maybe maturity.

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                                      Should've gotten her pregnant to expand your brood.

                                      Smh.

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                                        All the possible signals = literally just standing there. That tracks.

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                                          Last year I got hit on by a young woman in my neighbourhood. She started by asking me for some rice because she didn't have any left (that might have been an excuse). When I came back 5mn later with a bag, she simply asked me if I wanted to play with her. I told her I was married and went home, but I liked her approach. No room for ambiguity. She must have been 20 something, so it's not a matter of age at least. Maybe maturity.

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                                          Is this a copypasta?

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