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Asleep at the switch

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  • J [email protected]

    Was gonna say. That's a bit deep to be a nap. Dude is on some sort of opiate.

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    Just remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.

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    • Y [email protected]

      Just remember: these are the same people who assembled the rides.

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      That's why he so sleepy eepy 😴

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      • simplejack@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Carnies gonna carny.

        That said, industrious methheads are usually the better hire for this occupation. They’re alert and they can stay up all night assembling and disassembling equipment.

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        Assembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.

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        • F [email protected]

          Assembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.

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          This is a state fair. That was never in the cards.

          The children lost to the Graviton will be remembered by a memorial butter sculpture.

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            Just remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.

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            Yeah, something like that

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            • D [email protected]

              That's called fentanyl, not sleep

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              Guy looks like he OD'd.

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                Just remember that opiates are the religions of the masses.

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                THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

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                  THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

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                  Well yeah, if they were light they probably wouldn't have much mass.

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                  • Y [email protected]

                    Just remember: these are the same people who assembled the rides.

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                    If I slapped together a Ferris wheel in one morning whilst high on two joints I'd be knocked out too.

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                    • F [email protected]

                      Assembling it correctly and safely is another thing though.

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                      First time at a state fair then?

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                      • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                        The top comment was β€œWHY IS NO ONE IN LINE WAKING HIM UP πŸ˜­β€
                        (TikTok screencap)

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                        You gotta get a chant going to get the crowd's attention:

                        "WHOSE got NAR- can!? πŸ‘-πŸ‘-πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘"

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                        • F [email protected]

                          THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

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                          THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGEMENT CALL

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