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Let's put ice in the wine and chocolate in the hummus

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    both sides of the original meme are wrong, cmv

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      Pauli Walnuts referring to spaghetti and marinara as macaroni and gravy

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      See, I would call all those macaroni, that's the coverall for tube-shaped fork-sized pasta. Spaghetti are the long rounds. Linguine flats. And then all the big guys get their own names, manicotti, ravioli, and just stuffed shells, they probably got a band that ends in a vowel but it didn't make its way down to me from Grandma.

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        I’m sorry but if you call gnocchi spaghetti, you’re an idiot.

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        • hark@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

          This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.

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          Just having bought an espresso machine and reading the coffee types listed...

          Holy shit this is true, it's like eight types that only vary but dairy or even just the amount of "micro foam" on top.

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          • goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zoneG [email protected]

            Wait...not everyone knows this is the upper hirarchical term for them and thus says "noodles"???

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            Nope, never even heard them called that. Must be a regional things.

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              Good trolling!
              I'm not even Italian and even I find this infuriating.
              Like, call it pasta if you don't know the name is. Even my wife knows that spaghetti is a specific type of pasta and not the general name.
              And she might forget the specific names of the Italian kind but you can be sure she is a stickler for specifics when it comes to the Chinese noodles!

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                Bucatini and linguine are pretty similar tbf

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                Yeah, empty spaghetti, flat spaghetti... you could also add the thick spaghetti : spaghettoni.

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                • S [email protected]

                  Chocolate flavored hummus is actually pretty great. Makes a great dessert dip.

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                  Came in to say this. Bean chocolate!

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                    This plus all the different Italian names for coffee which, as far as I can tell, are mostly just describing the amount of dairy added.

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                    Well, if the coffee was in different shapes, they would give them all sorts of different names too, even if its the same thing across the board.

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                      Where... The fuck... Is the fusilli?!

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                        Well, if the coffee was in different shapes, they would give them all sorts of different names too, even if its the same thing across the board.

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                        Starbucks already did it. They welcome all to order their more than 20 oz Venti, their medium Grande or their small Tall. Just don't pretend words have logical meanings while you drink your $10 burnt coffee.

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                          Where... The fuck... Is the fusilli?!

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                            Norwegian here:

                            • Long thin stick - Spaghetti
                            • Straight tube - Penne
                            • Curved tube - Macaroni
                            • Bow tie - Farfarelle
                            • Made of potato - Gnocchi
                            • Sheet - Lasagna
                            • Everything else - Pasta
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                            • F [email protected]

                              You can put it into the macaroni category or call it Bowtie. If you wanted to give me a harder one then Lasagna would have been a good choice.

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                              definitely not macaroni, there's no hole in it
                              farfalle are the type species for the "there for chew, not to hold sauce" category

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