Expectations
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
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im hatsune miku!
Omg it's Hatsune Miku
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And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?
Well here is a link then.
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Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
Pretty sure dick rating is at least a fetish.
We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
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We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
I think special undies based on penis size would be to confrontational for most men.
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thanks for creating minecraft!
i live in israel!
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I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.
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i live in israel!
...ah.
is kasane teto around?
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We don't have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes
wrote on last edited by [email protected]We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
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I'd love to dress better, but at my height and gender expectations, best I can do is a good pair of jeans and a nice t-shirt. Would love to do better
It might be a little bit 2000s but a collared button down shirt worn over a t-shirt can spruce up the look quite a bit.
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Yes everyone knows that in order to have a functional society you need to wear a yellow fluorescent jacket and set fire to a few cars every time you're moderately unhappy about something.
That is actually the case, yes.
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Lol, now I'm picturing Macron sneaking up into the Notré Dame attic with a matchbox in hand, giggling.
Except he he has an incredibly long, thin mustache that he is gleefully twirling as he does it.
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Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.
My checklist:
Must like me
Don’t be bigotedMaybe I’m asking too much
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"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"
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What is hilarious is when people come into an interview like a scrub. I understand you spent four hundred dollars on those basketball sneakers. But they're basketball sneakers. You didn't get the job because you obviously make bad decisions.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]If the job isn't representative or dealing with customers, fuck off with fashion sense or pay for the uniform.
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
valid opinion, have a nice day
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We don't snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.
I can think of one standard for dick size, and it's from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept "small" or even "medium" so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.
Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.
This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
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...ah.
is kasane teto around?
that bitch owes me a 5 dollar
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Meh, I don't like big tits.
Yup that fixes everything about this.
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This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.
It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?
