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Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • K [email protected]

    (Let's asume you have kids).

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    #18

    Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!

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      The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.

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        Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse

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          fartswithanaccent@fedia.ioF This user is from outside of this forum
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          Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

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            I think they could have worse

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              they're the ones who have killed me.

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                My username is a variety of my name. So less annoyed than the kids of Ladiesman217.

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                  dumbass@leminal.spaceD This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

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                    With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔

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                      It's literally "TheSloth", so I think we'll all be OK.

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                        If they are at all aware of the world in which we live they would have fallen down the same path anyway.

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                          It is the word for little bat in my language,
                          so I'm good.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔

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                            Definitely goofy.

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                              Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.

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                                My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.

                                I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.

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                                  Eh, it's pretty descriptive of me but I wonder if my kids would be the same. They'll be monotheistic, most likely at least, but yappy/argumentative is not a given. 🤷

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                                  Id say you have it backwards. Being argumentative is a genetic trait mostly, although outside influence can override that. While theism isn't genetic in any way, and growing up in a religion is often the catalyst that turns them away.

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                                    They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did

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                                      Id say you have it backwards. Being argumentative is a genetic trait mostly, although outside influence can override that. While theism isn't genetic in any way, and growing up in a religion is often the catalyst that turns them away.

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                                      Hey, maybe they can be both, then. 😅

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                                        She would love it

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                                          Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst

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