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[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

Lies against our Lord and Savior of Brackets, [your favorite ball handler]

[dragontypewyvern@midwest.social]

Oh no, personal callouts rife with lies and/or missing context? Poor baby.

[goat@sh.itjust.works]

I don't lie about nudes, as that is illegal

[noneofurbusiness@fedia.io]

Just in case, the context for the context is satire.

[noneofurbusiness@fedia.io]

It's also satire.

[goat@sh.itjust.works]

Satire is not saying I sent unsolicited nudes to people. It's harassment.

but thank you anyway. unfortunately tankies have already latched onto it, probably because they made it up.

[argumentativemonotheist@lemmy.world]

I'm a bit confused... So Mr Goat wasn't sending unsolicited pics of a hairy anus to random folks on Lemmy, then? In that case, I'm sorry for the negative thoughts I had of him, my bad!

[goat@sh.itjust.works]

it's coo

im used to this kind of harassment, it happens every now and then

[noneofurbusiness@fedia.io]

It's definitely in poor taste, but to be fair the host community is a (poorly labeled) satire community. Now I'm not saying it's not harassment, just providing context.

[goat@sh.itjust.works]

Tankies believe it and users are also spreading it everywhere without mentioning it's fake

but i appreciate it, truly, thank you ️