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How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers

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    I love the combo of this blog’s subject with its domain name.

    I sent it to several friends and asked them “Have you had ‘The Conversation’ with your loved ones?”

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      tl;dr: dig a hole or carry it around in a bag. Saved you a lot of words.

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      I've tried carrying a hole around in a bag but the darn thing always seems to get lost when it comes time to use it.

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        I've tried carrying a hole around in a bag but the darn thing always seems to get lost when it comes time to use it.

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        You should get a bag of holding

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          Problem
          Solved

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            tl;dr: dig a hole or carry it around in a bag. Saved you a lot of words.

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            Thanks! Now I finally know How To Shit In The Woods

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              You should get a bag of holding

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              *bag of holing

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                Get the BoglerCo trowel

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                  I poop in the middle of the trail I am hiking to assert dominance over the other hikers

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                  I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.

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                    I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.

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                    I like to poop upstream of water collection points.

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                      If you come to Colorado DO NOT dig cat holes. Our environment will not decompose your waste before someone else needs to dig one.

                      WAG bag, every time. They are not expensive.

                      leave. no. trace.

                      edit: #2, I don't think #1 is going to do much to the environment, just don't pee in the creek. Unless you're upstream from Coors it'll make the beer taste better.

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                        If you come to Colorado DO NOT dig cat holes. Our environment will not decompose your waste before someone else needs to dig one.

                        WAG bag, every time. They are not expensive.

                        leave. no. trace.

                        edit: #2, I don't think #1 is going to do much to the environment, just don't pee in the creek. Unless you're upstream from Coors it'll make the beer taste better.

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                        I call them poop bags

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                          I call them poop bags

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                          I used to use a bread bag but I'm not supposed to put those in the vault toilets. The WAG bag is supposedly compostable and has a gel in it so your waste doesn't get in your pack. They are definitely cool.

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                            The answer is a kilt. Prove me wrong.

                            Edit to add: the fact I have to choose 'English' and cannot choose 'Scottish' makes me want to stab some cunt in the face with a tattie scone.

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                              Good, wouldn't want what happened on Cimbrean to happen here...

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                                I've tried carrying a hole around in a bag but the darn thing always seems to get lost when it comes time to use it.

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                                A Lemmy switcharoo? Rare find!

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                                  Is there a way to poop outdoors in a way that will harm my enemies?

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                                    #FreeThePoop

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                                      Is there a way to poop outdoors in a way that will harm my enemies?

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                                      If your enemies happen to get their drinking water from a well, there is. Contaminate the groundwater supply and enemies will be harmed. You can also poop upstream of a river or stream if that's where they drink from. Bonus points if you get some tapeworms first.

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                                        I poop in the middle of the trail I am hiking to assert dominance over the other hikers

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                                        Personally I do it around the outskirts of my camp to mark my territory.

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                                          The answer is a kilt. Prove me wrong.

                                          Edit to add: the fact I have to choose 'English' and cannot choose 'Scottish' makes me want to stab some cunt in the face with a tattie scone.

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                                          tattie scone

                                          Checks out.

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