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      Why do metal keyboardists always look exactly like a metal keyboardist? Like... you all know exactly which one in this photo I'm talking about, too, right? Tell me I'm wrong.

      I don't even know what band this is, or if they even have a keyboardist. But that one's definitely the keyboardist.

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        If you mean the second from the right then you might be onto something otherwise we have to run more tests.

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          Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”

          Booming voice over a crop of trees: “DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?”

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            If you mean the second from the right then you might be onto something otherwise we have to run more tests.

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            It's the one in the back, unless they have a second keyboardist.

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              The bald one is always a singer, bassist, or drummer, but never a guitarist

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                Or music videos. Forests look more badass than some warehouses and when your budget is low, use the scenery around you.

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                  I’ve heard they’re looking into introducing a natural predator to help keep the populations in check.

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                    I’ve heard they’re looking into introducing a natural predator to help keep the populations in check.

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                    I don't think hiphop producers are native to this biome, they need more sun and concrete to survive.

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                      I don't think hiphop producers are native to this biome, they need more sun and concrete to survive.

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                      We're using an aggressive breeding program, crispr, ablnd cutting edge lysenkoist techniques to solve this problem.

                      Edit: turns out all the rap producers we buried together in permafrost are dead now. Maybe not deep enough, will try again later.

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                        Yes, I'm so looking forward to seeing Spice Girls finally work together once again!

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                          Or music videos. Forests look more badass than some warehouses and when your budget is low, use the scenery around you.

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                          Industrial metal in shambles

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                            I wanna be a Finnish park ranger

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                              That's a very long album title.

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                                It's the one in the back, unless they have a second keyboardist.

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                                I thought it was the guy on the left for looking too much like Rick Wakeman.

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                                    I also feel that Finnish Barbers often go wanting for work.

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                                      Ranger: “It’s getting dark and we still have no idea where they are.”

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                                      Folks*. And yes, dying for a cup.

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                                        Industrial metal in shambles

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                                        You've heard of industrial metal, now get ready for AGRARIAN METAL

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                                          I wanna be a Finnish park ranger

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                                          A park ranger's job is never Finnish.

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