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I declare bankruptcy!

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      Your flirting became too big to fail or it would crash the economy, genius!

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        Your flirting became too big to fail or it would crash the economy, genius!

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        If you owe the waitress $100, you have a problem. If you owe the waitress $10 billion, the waitress has a problem.

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          If you owe the waitress $100, you have a problem. If you owe the waitress $10 billion, the waitress has a problem.

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          Yeah, she might have to … wait tables.

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            If you want this guy's phone number it's 7000000000

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              If you want this guy's phone number it's 7000000000

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              Is Russian number

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                Is Russian number

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                No I think he was just in a hurry

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                  No I think he was just in a hurry

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                  He just rounded up

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                    Seriously, though. Don't flirt with your servers. They're working.

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                      If you want this guy's phone number it's 7000000000

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                      Only if his meal was for free

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                        Same with people at the grocery store, the gym, the library, the streets even bars and not just the ones working. People are there for some reason and that reason isn't to be interrupted by some stranger, really think about just staying home instead, I think we both know that's what's best for everyone.

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                          Same with people at the grocery store, the gym, the library, the streets even bars and not just the ones working. People are there for some reason and that reason isn't to be interrupted by some stranger, really think about just staying home instead, I think we both know that's what's best for everyone.

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                          We should make some places where people go to flirt and meet new people. It isn't healthy for society as a whole not to have any place where it is appropriate to approach each other. That used to be bars for older generations but that seems to have changed and GenZ also consumes much less alcohol than older generations.

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                            Same with people at the grocery store, the gym, the library, the streets even bars and not just the ones working. People are there for some reason and that reason isn't to be interrupted by some stranger, really think about just staying home instead, I think we both know that's what's best for everyone.

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                            exactly, actually just never approach women ever and stay at home and just sob into your pillow at your meaningless existence.

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                              exactly, actually just never approach women ever and stay at home and just sob into your pillow at your meaningless existence.

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                              It's not women's job to provide meaning, like some kind of super hero sidekick character !

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                                We should make some places where people go to flirt and meet new people. It isn't healthy for society as a whole not to have any place where it is appropriate to approach each other. That used to be bars for older generations but that seems to have changed and GenZ also consumes much less alcohol than older generations.

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                                As far as I can tell, all spaces where this could happen require an hourly spend of at least 10$.
                                The few places that don't, usually have no water, bathroom, heat nor electricity

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                                  As far as I can tell, all spaces where this could happen require an hourly spend of at least 10$.
                                  The few places that don't, usually have no water, bathroom, heat nor electricity

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                                  Oh, I know there are none currently, but that doesn't mean we as a society can't decide to have something akin to a community centre where people could meet and do stuff for free. It would also probably boost birth rates while helping people be less lonely and I think it would be more effective than trying to ban birth control and abortion, so it would also make sense for Western nations to fund this if politicians actually cared about these sorts of things

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                                    Oh, I know there are none currently, but that doesn't mean we as a society can't decide to have something akin to a community centre where people could meet and do stuff for free. It would also probably boost birth rates while helping people be less lonely and I think it would be more effective than trying to ban birth control and abortion, so it would also make sense for Western nations to fund this if politicians actually cared about these sorts of things

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                                    Yes, we have those in Canada, rich people complain about them, they're not very exciting however, I find, like after school classes ... but maybe that's just me, I prefer things to be more computery

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                                      It's not women's job to provide meaning, like some kind of super hero sidekick character !

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                                      I just really hate the default kneejerk response that if you're a man who is talking to a woman in public, that you must be a super creep who wants to tie her up in your basement or something. can't people just be normal and sociable?

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                                        I just really hate the default kneejerk response that if you're a man who is talking to a woman in public, that you must be a super creep who wants to tie her up in your basement or something. can't people just be normal and sociable?

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                                        Well I've seen that vitriol thrown in enough people's face that I rather not give anyone the opportunity, and just admitting that is of course an invitation to be insulted by some people.

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                                          Well I've seen that vitriol thrown in enough people's face that I rather not give anyone the opportunity, and just admitting that is of course an invitation to be insulted by some people.

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                                          sorry I'm not sure what you mean by "that" both times in your post. I mean it doesn't really affect me. I'm married. But for my son, I mean what do I tell him? "Don't talk to anyone! They'll put you on tiktok and call you a creep!"

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