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Can anyone confirm accuracy?

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  • J [email protected]

    No QBASIC, can not confirm.

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    BASICA represent.

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    • sevon@lemmy.kde.socialS [email protected]

      Node: Did you say "Nerd"?

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      I only believe in Bun.

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      • L [email protected]

        Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.

        Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language

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        Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re too stuck up for dynamic languages building something big.

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        • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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          What about bash?

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            Matlab sucks ass no real engineers use it, only college kids.

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              Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
              I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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                #30

                Fixed!
                "Fotran: You are old dead and a nerd"

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                • ladybutterfly@lazysoci.alL [email protected]
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                  I might be a nerd...

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                    Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

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                    • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                      No Haskell so I'm not a nerd 😎.
                      Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.

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                      I believe Haskell makes you the pope of nerds.

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                        Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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                        • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                          matlab is nobody's favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.

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                          Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.

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                          • 7empest@beehaw.org7 [email protected]

                            I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd.....
                            The Emperor Protects....my code

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                            R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.

                            Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.

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                              Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.

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                              at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

                              ...right?

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                                R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.

                                Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.

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                                This is how I feel about python. At least you can do C adjacent things in R.

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                                • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                  Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
                                  I hope someone got fired for that blunder

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                                  I bet there are people out there that have React as favorite language

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                                  • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                    at least you don't have to use simulink, right?

                                    ...right?

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                                    I think that was it? But it's also been almost 20 years 😭

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                                    • A [email protected]

                                      Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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                                      Insults %>% Select() %>% filter() %>% nerd()

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        It's still commonly used in STEM fields.

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                                        I have to take a breath whenever I find an F77 file. Prepare for a lack of objects!

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                                          I am in fact an engineer and a nerd. Or as many of us like to call it, an enginerd

                                          Edit: I wouldn't call Matlab my favorite though... But yes I use it. I mean, I'm on Lemmy... Like loads of users here, I like FOSS. So I'd say python is probably my favorite

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