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  • noite_etion@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

    Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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    wraps are cylindrical

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      Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

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        I support this exploration. The results sound delicious.

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          wraps are cylindrical

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          True, unless you stuff it so full it bulges out into a sphere... Somehow

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            Clearly you didn't take the axiom of choice. Because otherwise you could have chosen to not make that monstrosity

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              Poinignant illustration of a flux capacitor

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              Help girlfrend is poinignant?

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              • noite_etion@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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                I'd say it's closer to a dumpling

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                  Corn dogs are cylindrical sandwiches

                  Chicken balls are spherical sandwiches.

                  Scotch eggs are spherical burgers, which are a subset of sandwiches.

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                    A spherical sandwich would just be a 3-ball of air surrounded by a 2-sphere with the following layers: bread (inner), contents (middle), bread (outer). You could also have a 3-sphere sandwich – homeomorphic to a calzone which has a little 3-ball of bread in its center.

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                      Help girlfrend is poinignant?

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                      Fuck. First time on lemmy today I actually had to laugh out loud. XD

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                        wraps are cylindrical

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                        Just bend and glue them to make a toroidal sandwich.

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                          1 side Peanutbutter

                          1 side Jam

                          1 side Cheese

                          The holy three fold PBJC

                          Edit: [email protected] proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF

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                            That's fine and all but what we really need to be talking about is poor bread to filling ratio.

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                              1 side Peanutbutter

                              1 side Jam

                              1 side Cheese

                              The holy three fold PBJC

                              Edit: [email protected] proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF

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                              insane that you picked cheese instead of marshmallow fluff

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                                What you know about rolling down in th sandwiches

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                                  Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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                                  The best foods are always shaped liked dicks

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                                    1 side Peanutbutter

                                    1 side Jam

                                    1 side Cheese

                                    The holy three fold PBJC

                                    Edit: [email protected] proposed marshmallow fluff, the objectively better choice. The holy three fold PBJMF

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                                    which cheese ?

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                                      +50% calories

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                                        Isn't a spherical sandwich just a wrap?

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                                        An Uncrustable filled to the point of being round.

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                                          What about this is poignant?

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                                          The sandwich has three poignants.

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