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  • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

    I have a similar philosophy with basil. It's cheap enough in our stores, but it's way more convenient to always know its outside.

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    i have so much goddamn basil, lemon balm, rosemary, lavender and laurel because of this philosophy. every few weeks i pick some and fill a jar for each room of the house. it smells fantastic in here.

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      You're descended from bears?

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      Yes, four of them to be exact.

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        • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

          Just don't plant cheap stuff.

          I will probably never grow onions, potatoes, corn, celery and other vegetables that are always cheap.

          I will plant things that are easy and or pricey. Tomatoes for sure, if I bought the tomatoes at the store I would probably have spent $500 just on tomatoes a season. Chives are also easy to manage and expensive in store. Aspargus is stupid expensive and is almost hard to get rid of once established. Some berry type fruits are also worth growing if you have spare land for them since they come back each year.

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          I have a similar view. Plant things that are fun. It is a hobby and it needs to be that. Why bother planting potatoes when they take up a good amount of space and they're cheap?

          I plant chives as well, rocket because I love it, weird varieties of chillies, and I'm thinking of adding also other herbs that I can't get easily or that are a faff to get. Coriander is a good example, as I have to get a bag whenever I have to use a tiny bit and the rest goes to waste.

          Hobby farming is fun and a great way to get you (and the family) to eat more veggies. Subsistence farming is just painful.

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            As someone who has a garden and has successfully grown garlic from cut ends of store bulbs...

            It's not worth the labor.

            I garden, yes, but the economy of scales of buying at the grocery store is much lower than growing your own vegetables. You garden because you want to enjoy vegetables that are either heirloom or you want the freshness.

            Between the labor, watering, fertilizing, maintaining, etc. it's simply cheaper to buy at the store.

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            It's not worth the labor.

            This is my perspective. I hate weeding, more than almost anything. I hate crouching and bending over, and shuffling slowly from patch to patch. I hate gardening. I hate getting sweaty and the kind of dirty you get in the garden: gritty, and it finds its way into your shoes and gloves. Gardening sucks.

            If I was really invested, I might do hydroponics. Elevated, minimum to no weeds, no crawling around in the dirt. I don't know whether, in the end, I'd actually save any money, though.

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              That's pretty much all youtube shorts are now. Most are just poorly done ragebaits

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                As someone who has a garden and has successfully grown garlic from cut ends of store bulbs...

                It's not worth the labor.

                I garden, yes, but the economy of scales of buying at the grocery store is much lower than growing your own vegetables. You garden because you want to enjoy vegetables that are either heirloom or you want the freshness.

                Between the labor, watering, fertilizing, maintaining, etc. it's simply cheaper to buy at the store.

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                Were you trying to grow softneck or hardneck? Most grocery store garlic where I live is softneck garlic from china which doesn't grow well in colder climates. Hardneck garlic, on the other hand, requires a long cold winter in order to flower in the spring. We bought a clove of hardneck from the farmers market, threw two of the biggest cloves in the garden about 6 inches down, and then did absolutely nothing to them for 9 months. The bulb wasn't as large as the original one but I plan to replant 6 or 7 of the second harvest and see what happens. I usually buy garlic just because of how fucking loooooooooong it takes. I'm tryin to make some pasta not a baby!

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                  Garlic factory owners hate this one simple trick.

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                  • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                    Just don't plant cheap stuff.

                    I will probably never grow onions, potatoes, corn, celery and other vegetables that are always cheap.

                    I will plant things that are easy and or pricey. Tomatoes for sure, if I bought the tomatoes at the store I would probably have spent $500 just on tomatoes a season. Chives are also easy to manage and expensive in store. Aspargus is stupid expensive and is almost hard to get rid of once established. Some berry type fruits are also worth growing if you have spare land for them since they come back each year.

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                    Haha, yeah, asparagus is hard to get rid of. It forms these mats of roots like 8 inches down that hollow out during the fall/winter and then new roots shoot back out through the tubes. That said.. I've never had store bought asparagus that was JUICY. I usually pluck them as as snack to eat while I'm weeding or whatever, they're perfectly tasty raw.

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                      Warning: may lead to overpopulation, hierarchy, authoritarian forms of government, malnutrition, slavery, and war. Use at your own risk.

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                        Idiicracy

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                          It's not worth the labor.

                          This is my perspective. I hate weeding, more than almost anything. I hate crouching and bending over, and shuffling slowly from patch to patch. I hate gardening. I hate getting sweaty and the kind of dirty you get in the garden: gritty, and it finds its way into your shoes and gloves. Gardening sucks.

                          If I was really invested, I might do hydroponics. Elevated, minimum to no weeds, no crawling around in the dirt. I don't know whether, in the end, I'd actually save any money, though.

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                          I have a terrible back but love gardening so I invested in 3 foot high bins. They are a life saver for not only my back but keeps rabbits from eating the vegetables. If you get the right soil mixture you don't have to worry about the weeds.

                          The dirt....you can't do much about that except hydroponics like you said but that has its drawbacks too. At the end, you do what helps you and keeps you happy.

                          My biggest issue at this point is mosquitoes so I've started wearing long pants and a light jacket. That seems to have helped things.

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                            I have a terrible back but love gardening so I invested in 3 foot high bins. They are a life saver for not only my back but keeps rabbits from eating the vegetables. If you get the right soil mixture you don't have to worry about the weeds.

                            The dirt....you can't do much about that except hydroponics like you said but that has its drawbacks too. At the end, you do what helps you and keeps you happy.

                            My biggest issue at this point is mosquitoes so I've started wearing long pants and a light jacket. That seems to have helped things.

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                            Mosquito's suck too, but I didn't want to get into a fight with someone about repellent, or citronella, or bundling up in winter clothes thick enough to resist the hummingbird-sized mosquitoes we get in Minnesota, while trying to garden in 105ยฐ heat.

                            What makes me happy is buying vegetables from the farmer's market, so that's what I do.

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                              Eliminate car repair bills with a bunch of tools and this weird trick!

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                                This is how I see all of the "I'm going to move to the country and grow my own food" crowd.

                                They're essentially glorifying subsistence farming, a lifestyle that humans have collectively been trying to escape since we invented agriculture.

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                                Peaches come from a can

                                They were put there by a man

                                in a factory downtown.

                                And if I had my little way

                                I'd eat peaches everyday.

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                                  The garlic at my local store is 69ยข a bulb. Nice!

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                                    As someone who has a garden and has successfully grown garlic from cut ends of store bulbs...

                                    It's not worth the labor.

                                    I garden, yes, but the economy of scales of buying at the grocery store is much lower than growing your own vegetables. You garden because you want to enjoy vegetables that are either heirloom or you want the freshness.

                                    Between the labor, watering, fertilizing, maintaining, etc. it's simply cheaper to buy at the store.

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                                    That's why tiktok and youtube shorts are just braindead. I read this other thing where "kids" bought all the cucumbers in stores because there is this crazy new thing called cucumber salad.
                                    A week or so later a friend visits me and for some reason it came up and she was like: yeah, i had to try this cucumber thing, because it was everywhere on tiktok, and it turns out it's:s just a salad.

                                    This woman is 36 years old.

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                                      Garlic will grow like a weed too. Growing up we had an entire bed along the outside north wall that went from mixed plants to oops all garlic and chives alarmingly quickly.

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                                        That's nice, now I only need 200k so I can buy a house with a backyard so I can make my own groceries.

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                                          That's nice, now I only need 200k so I can buy a house with a backyard so I can make my own groceries.

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                                          Have you tried giving up avocado toast?

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