Porch pirates
-
This post did not contain any content.
I'd like to imagine a very Wile E Coyote situation as they open their door, and get halfway down the stairs before they look down and realize it's not there.
-
This post did not contain any content.
But why though? I guess the next one will have to be concrete.
-
But why though? I guess the next one will have to be concrete.
YARR HAR HAR HAR HAR~!
ᶠᵒʳ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵛᵉⁿᵍᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠʳᵉᵉʷᵃʸ ᶦⁿᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʷᵉᵉᵏ
-
Even funnier, the original tweet was from a guy in
Cincinnati (I think, but it could have been a different Ohio city)[edit:it was a different Ohio city, lol] Cleveland and even his joke was stolenCleveland, which for the unaware is very similar to Detroit economically and socially
-
Cleveland, which for the unaware is very similar to Detroit economically and socially
Yeah, that makes sense. Ohio has a weirdly large number of nationally known cities. I’m from Connecticut and I think I know about as many cities by name in Ohio as in California, and I only know more municipalities by name in New York and New England.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Someone also stole one of his ".
-
But why though? I guess the next one will have to be concrete.
There were prime cut 2 by 4's in that porch
-
Cleveland, which for the unaware is very similar to Detroit economically and socially
wrote last edited by [email protected]Cleveland : Detroit :: Machine Gun Kelly : Eminem
-
Yeah, that makes sense. Ohio has a weirdly large number of nationally known cities. I’m from Connecticut and I think I know about as many cities by name in Ohio as in California, and I only know more municipalities by name in New York and New England.
A lot of our cities are known from TV sitcoms and from rivers catching fire. Edit: or both! I forgot about The Drew Carey Show.
-
For anyone who's doesn't remember the original post: this was a joke. OP was having their porch replaced and decided to use the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Thank you for the context!
-
But why though? I guess the next one will have to be concrete.
Because it's a joke.
-
Someone also stole one of his ".
Actually by amazing coincidence the full quote is:
cant have shit in detroit a lot cause its a fun phrase but i forgot how funny the original was Sombody stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell
u can't have shit in Detroit Someone also stole one of his -
For anyone who's doesn't remember the original post: this was a joke. OP was having their porch replaced and decided to use the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
I could almost believe it. Lumber got obscenely expensive for a hot minute during trumps first term to the point where it was cheaper to build a deck with that Trex stuff.
-
Yeah, that makes sense. Ohio has a weirdly large number of nationally known cities. I’m from Connecticut and I think I know about as many cities by name in Ohio as in California, and I only know more municipalities by name in New York and New England.
Ohio has lost its relative population and economic significance in recent years, but historically it was a pretty significant state. To give an idea in terms of # of representatives in the House:
Ohio had more/equal reps compared to California until the 50s, Texas until the 60s, and Florida until the 90s. Its numbers have been very close to Illinois for the past century also.
The collective cultural awareness of cities in such a state holds inertia for a while, and Ohio still has a decent population despite some decline.
