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    The time of the classic "Keyboard missing. Press F1 to continue."

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      Typed! Back in my day we just got a wire that you had to lick in binary to tell the computer what to do.

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      A wire!? We just got raw sand and had to scratch out a calculation ourselves.

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        Please,

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        I always see those videos where people give kids a walkman or a rotary phone and ask them to figure out what it is or how it works. I'm imagining some medieval merchant handing me an abacus and laughing because I can't figure it out.

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        • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

          PS/2 isn't vintage. I'm still using an adapter to connect my Microsoft Natural keyboard through USB.

          Oh, wait...

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          MattDamonAging.gif

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            I’ll see your raise, and up it:

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            My buddy still has one of those in his garage.

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              "how old are you?"

              "an old 486 with a 3.5 disk drive, turbo button, and pc lock"

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                I used a PS/2 keyboard until like 2 years ago. At some point over 10 years ago I decided that I'd only replace it when it died. But it wasn't very good at dying, and 2years ago I finally had enough of the cheap rubbery switches and the fact that I couldn't press enough keys at the same time

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                  I always see those videos where people give kids a walkman or a rotary phone and ask them to figure out what it is or how it works. I'm imagining some medieval merchant handing me an abacus and laughing because I can't figure it out.

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                  It's little endian, so the beads on the far right are used to outnumber the big endian beads at the top on the woke left. After several computations, the middle section is just gone

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                    I'm still using that mouse, with a 9-pin to ps2 and a ps2 to usb

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                    there must be some noticeable latency on that

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                      IIRC, that's electrically compatible with the smaller, more fragile PS/2 connector. The adapters are just wiring it down to the smaller connector (and maybe some impedance matching resistors?).

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                      I did have a converter from this to a ps/2 connection when I got a newer computer.

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                        Yes, this is where my PC master gaming started.

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                        • jomiran@lemmy.mlJ [email protected]

                          Big keyboard jack, serial for mouse, parallel for printer

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                          Don't forget the serial input for gamepads and joysticks in the dedicated sound board for some reason

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                            This belongs on a sound card for some reason!! 😄

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                            Joystick and MIDI interface port

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                              Yyyyyup.

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                                "how old are you?"

                                "an old 486 with a 3.5 disk drive, turbo button, and pc lock"

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                                Mmmm - turbo button. Classic.

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                                  The time of the classic "Keyboard missing. Press F1 to continue."

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                                  You know that thing that you don't have? You should press buttons on it.

                                  Fuck you computer....

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                                    Ooh, I had a serial mouse (9 pin) from Microsoft of all companies, in the 90's.

                                    Damn good mouse.

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                                    Microsoft used to make good peripherals

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                                      ADB was superior.

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                                        (Apple IIe)

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                                          BTW, Commodore got bought out.

                                          They are releasing C64 again.

                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2fGP59mJ5M

                                          https://www.commodore.net/

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                                          I wonder if this will be like the VCS. I have one, and its awesome for the price if you like to tinker.

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