Let's play this game again
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nausea, diarrhea, indigestion, loss of appetite, increased sweating, shaking or trembling, decreased appetite, inability to ejaculate, and decreased libido.
Oh and projectile vomiting if you miss a dose, messed up sleep if you take it to late in the day, falling asleep at your desk if you take it too early.
Brain jolts, anxiety, vomiting when you try to come back off it.
https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sertraline/side-effects-of-sertraline/
Almost every antidepressant I've tried has side effects I don't like, but especially the way they fuck up your libido is incredibly frustrating to me, and every antidepressant that has had any effect on my mood has also made my dick useless. The only one I'd tried that didn't was Wellbutrin, and that just didn't do anything.
Oh, runners up prize for "worst side effect" goes to Prozac, which made me grind my goddamn teeth unconsciously, in addition to my dick not working. that got seriously painful after a few days.
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They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.
Had this happen with one dude in college. I had no clue why he joined at all. He spent every session on his phone held 6 inches from his face, and always had to be told when it was his turn in combat, just for him to have no clue who to attack.
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I can shit at will
Poor Will.
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You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.
pfft, people already think I'm weird and inappropriate, I'm on the spectrum. Is that the worst you've got?
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You are now a Golden Lab. Occasionally you remember being human, but then you see a stick you want to play with.
so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I'm not sure you understand this whole "monkeys paw" thing.
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When a lemmy user responds to me with a side effect, I can, by choice, reflect or absorb said side effect
But you get no superpowers.
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When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
Doood, don't half ass it.
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so you mean I get to exist as a creature of pure joy that everyone else loves when they see me? And I gain the ability to lick my own balls?
I'm not sure you understand this whole "monkeys paw" thing.
If licking your own balls is what you want, I won't be the one to try and stop you.
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That seems oddly specific and personal.
Benny Hill did something along these lines.
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infinite money
People assume you're a fraudster and you get sent to prison because the courts do not believe you
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the rails quality is not very good
Me, an American: yeah, and?
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Despite the conversion, the vehicles used stay largely the same, so cars are now converted to using railways and trains to using interstates, etc.
This one hurt
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The ability to the cat
The cat does the dislikes
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You cannot forget the bad things, the pain, the emotions that went with them.
That is my "great" memory. Everyone comments on how good my memory is but I feel those hardcore moments like they just happened.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
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I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
Even though it's delicious, it's violently spicy. Just like wolverine you feel every thing.
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
You now have autism, but you don’t know how to use it appropriately in social settings.
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But you get no superpowers.
From now on, neither do you
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Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!
Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all
wrote on last edited by [email protected]But it's borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you've developed over the years is good enough (it's not) and so they refuse to prescribe medication to help you
